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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 19h

In 2018, Republicans lost their minds at a crude remark Samantha Bee made on her late-night show. At the time, I wrote this in USA Today, which seems...timely?

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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 21h

It’s a sign you’re getting old when your favorite musicians of the past 20 years are becoming realtors

Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 23h

I talked about SNL for an hour on public radio yesterday - you can listen here: www.wpr.org/shows/larry-...

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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 1d

Looking down on the Brewers

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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 1d

But wait I was reliably told the Brewers can’t win in the postseason because they don’t hit home runs

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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 1d

Jackson Chourio's leg is healed, will start tonight for the Brewers

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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 2d

"Only God can judge me" - People who other humans have judged to be a nuisance

Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 3d

Why did 20 people follow me today - where did you people find me? 😬

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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 3d

I have baseball anhedonia - there will be no part of this Brewers-Cubs series that will be pleasurable. Just a torture chamber from beginning to end.

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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 4d

If you believe the movies, America's number one cause of crime is sleeping security guards

Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 4d

Last night I was like "I could go to bed like an adult or I could watch three more hours of Love is Blind" and I chose violence

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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 4d

Crossing my fingers I'm not named on the new Taylor Swift album

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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 4d

America’s real heroes are the joke fact-checkers

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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 5d

Don’t be surprised if Trump announces new tariffs on Vagistan tomorrow

Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 5d

I only watch my home team during the season, and they are in the NL, so watching AL baseball during the playoffs is like watching the Canadian Emmys

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National Review @nationalreview.bsky.social · 5d

We are caught in a cycle of forgetting, then rediscovering, society’s most obvious lessons. | @anti-knowledge.com

www.nationalreview.com/2025/10/the-...

The Great Relearning | National Review

We are caught in a cycle of forgetting, then rediscovering, society’s most obvious lessons.

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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 5d

My column at @nationalreview.bsky.social today:

The Great Relearning: We are caught in a cycle of forgetting, then rediscovering, society’s most obvious lessons.

The Great Relearning | National Review

We are caught in a cycle of forgetting, then rediscovering, society’s most obvious lessons.

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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 6d

Republicans bragging about a $62.6 billion tax increase on American consumers. We’re in the Upside Down, folks.

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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 6d

I could do viral YouTube videos like this if anyone wanted to watch “Christian Schneider eats Taco Bell for the one millionth time”

Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 7d

Nobody has ever played baseball better than Shohei Ohtani plays baseball

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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 7d

I’m enjoying Task on HBO Max, but I have a very low tolerance for stories about mistreatment of children, so it is stressing me out

Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 7d

I think when people brag about reading so many books, the real flex isn't that they're smarter than you, it's that they have so much extra time to read

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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 7d

Revolutionary. Who could have imagined?

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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 8d

Looking through my old Social Security data: The year I met my wife, I was 23 years old and my taxable income was $2,889. Thank God she wasn't looking for a high-six-figure finance bro.

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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 12d

From now on, everyone who wants to email me must enter a six-digit code I text you