With the recent cold snap across most of the USA we've received some reports of Antifa members using scarves or balaclavas to stay warm. We would like to remind you all that it is mandatory to wear your mask at all times to avoid confusion.

Reports of mask shortages are untrue and have nothing to do with the USA invading Venezuela.

Antifa sources our masks from China like everyone else, please don't spread false rumors or you will likely be investigated by the subcommittee of Antifa integrity.

Local Antifa chapters across the country are opening their doors to new members over the holidays so if you've been curious about Antifa, now is your chance to learn more about this fun organization.

Join before 2026 and get 2% off your next facemask purchase!

(Limited to 2024 and earlier masks)

Our bookkeepers are working overtime to make sure that all the Antifa finances are in order.

We've been assured that Madame Bondi will find no issues with our ledgers.

We want to extend a big thank you to all of the Antifa accountants and we'll make sure that your efforts do not go unrewarded.

A reminder that all Antifa members must wear their masks at all times if you don't wear it how will we know you're official Antifa?

If you misplaced your mask you can submit a Mask Replacement Request form at any of your local Antifa commissaries using MRR 2.8a.

Antifa chapters throughout the country have thrown open the doors to their headquarters and offices and are welcoming all their neighbors in to celebrate Zohran's victory with some hilarious games of facemask Cornhole and facemask beer pong.

Receiving many troubling reports of middle-aged ladies impersonating real Antifa members.

If you see anyone claiming to be "Aunt Tifa" or names similar to that, please be aware that they are not legitimate, dues-paying Antifa members.

Management is investigating.

There are reports coming in from the Portland area antifa regional bosses of some minor discontent.

It seems that Halloween feels less special because they've been using costumes so much while looting and burning this past month.

We've passed this along to upper Antifa management.

Our Portland Subregional Antifa Bosses are reporting that Operation Party in the Stupid Embrace of Cops is a roaring success.

Good work guys!

Some of the local Anonymous leaders came to last night's Antifa weekly chapter meetings and we discussed plans for today's march with them and our members.

Everyone's been asking how antifa is structured what with all the recent scrutiny, so our local chapter though It might be useful to put together little description primer sort of thing for you all.