antimatt
antimatt
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a cloud shaped like a dog
sorry for your loss, Sarah.
for Phil:
what's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
i've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on me.
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
i mean they did do "burn after reading" so it's not too outside their wheelhouse
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
i once had an eye-opening question from a grade 5 or 6 student which roughly went:
"if space is a vacuum then how is the sun on fire?"
incandescent thermal radiation from nuclear fusion, little buddy. good question. that kind of curiosity will carry you pretty far if you harness it.
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
oddly enough the data are readily available:
www.evictedinoregon.com/by-county-la...
looks to be approx 1k eviction notices filed per month in multnomah co and 400 in washington co
so "thousands face threat of eviction" seems like a well-supported statement
source available in link
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
the best compliment a true shitposter can ever receive, ya done good!
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
you’ve got this vet’s support of that idea, Talib Kweli, thank you for keeping it real
October 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
dogs can have dewclaws on the rear limbs giving them a total of five digits on their hind legs
so, uhh, maybe both can be correct?
go count more toes, and pet dogs!
October 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
was gonna mention Herzog, basically anything by Herzog is worth a watch, with my suggestion being Cave of Forgotten Dreams
October 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
always a surprise to me whenever someone has their first glimpse into abyss of the kyankaverse
October 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
tillamook apple crisp is way better than i would have guessed
October 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i've not read about if he was inspired by someone else, but Sir Mix-a-Lot has spoken at length about how important it was for him to retain ownership of his masters and music rights. agreed, more Black erasure!
October 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
you've got my nomination
September 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
saw them open for gwar
they fuckin' rip
September 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
as a dodgers fan i agree
america's got talent is stupid
August 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Comatose Kennedys
August 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
i just checked these guys out on bandcamp and they fuck
thank you for the inadvertent introduction!
August 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
this dude is stuck in 1950s aerospace tech
just straight up "reinventing" the convair pogo
and a bare carbon fiber hellfire, just slap a type-r sticker on it you basic bitch
August 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
you killed it in pdx man. thank you for making great music!
July 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
meteorologist w/ years of severe wx and resource protection experience, seeing this shit is infuriating. shout out to the NWS humans doing the job, great fcst, sad to see this is how they’re recognized.
July 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
does T. E. Lawrence count?
July 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
i wonder how the acoustics in there are
July 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I'm perplexed about the placement of NASCAR out of all of them
June 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
the Chinese nickname for Steph Curry is pretty rad
June 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
ok this is Vince Carter erasure, has no one mentioned Half Man, Half Amazing? sheesh...
June 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Too $hort is the narrator as well? this is definitely being added to my watch list!
June 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM