and a leash that were too small for their own dog. That calmed me down and I woke up. Genuinely surprised I remember that much from it. I never remember my dreams unless they're scary 😅 hope ye enjoyed that anyway. Happy Christmas 😂

in reality, but only around 100 meters in dreamland. I ran in after him, slammed the door behind me, shouted "sorry Mary!" , caught the little fucker and brought it back to my workplace. I was planning on giving the owners a lecture but I saw my bosses through the window handing over a collar -

They had with them a small dog, only a pup, and the mum wasn't paying attention and the kids let the dog loose by accident. So then I'm chasing the dog around the village, in my socks, the dog got into the pub, I hunted him out, and then the dog got into my local village shop, a 15 min drive -

And then realised I'd got him mixed up with someone else. Oops. Hugged all his mates too and then legged it back to work. Why. Anyway, there was a family in my workplace looking around. A mum, teenage son with floppy emo fringe, and two young girls, probably aged 5 and 6. -

But I was planning to wear it for the work Xmas do, and now I'll have to find something else 🥲

Oh lovely! I just made chicken fajitas, had a small bit as a snack, and now I have lunch for tomorrow sorted and a portion for the freezer 🤩

I have two armchairs beside each other and Darragh likes to take the cushions off them, jump between the two, onto the cushions that are thrown on the floor, then climb on the table and try to jump from there to the armchairs. Oh and the countertop. He likes to be on the countertop.