She asked me to do a jumping jack so I did but it gave her the ick 😔

Need me a goth girl that got them xDDs

When I campaigned for Bernie in 2020, the common sentiment could be boiled down to “I like him, but I don’t think others will”. This was during a primary, which is the closest you can get to your exact beliefs making it through. And yet people still worried about how others would perceive—

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

How often do you look at the past and think, “if only I could be there today”? How many of those thoughts are positive (reliving a great time) versus negative (wanting to change or prepare for things)?

Guess this one is my fault for thinking better of my country. How easily people forget.

Do I get to claim it as a good game idea if I have no idea how it would actually work as a game?

I still suck with blender so it’ll be a while before we find out anyway

The modern day Turing test is asking any difficult question. Whoever answers “I don’t know” is human. A great bonus is every redditor also gets implicated because they can’t not pretend to know the answer

There’s def going to be a part in the Minecraft movie where Steve’s back is against the wall and bro will bring out an enchanted apple all dramatic like and go bonkers

The worst part about valve making a third portal game would probably be people taking it to be a commentary about AI.

I still want a third portal game

When will the discord competitor show up? This UI is legitimately horrible

Call it a wolf cut the way I be barking at it

Apple Music is so bad. I use them because they pay artists more than a lot of other services but their UI is terrible outside of listening to a song. Putting playlists together is awful. Who had the idea that removing an album from your library would remove its songs from every other playlist?

The worst part about this new Beatles song is that it will be in every film in the next 4 years. I’m begging you guys… please don’t do it 😔🙏