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@anythingbott.bsky.social
Posts random whacky things about characters and more! All posts are jokes. DON’T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!
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Operated by: @FE78MLT.bsky.social (Originally by KittyCatWhit & Kriterin)
Check out @deathbattlebot.bsky.social
DM for character/prompt requests!
Last night, I Bill Nye, Takoyaki your sister.
February 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Last night, I Bill Nye, Takoyaki your sister.
But what does Scott think about Bane?
February 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
But what does Scott think about Bane?
Joe Biden wants Humbug to take a crack at it!
February 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Joe Biden wants Humbug to take a crack at it!
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mister White, Someone's at the door!
Walter White: Who is it.
Mike Tyson: Hello Heisen-.
Jesse Pinkman: *gunshots* WHAT THE HELL MR. WHITE!?!?
Walter White: Who is it.
Mike Tyson: Hello Heisen-.
Jesse Pinkman: *gunshots* WHAT THE HELL MR. WHITE!?!?
February 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mister White, Someone's at the door!
Walter White: Who is it.
Mike Tyson: Hello Heisen-.
Jesse Pinkman: *gunshots* WHAT THE HELL MR. WHITE!?!?
Walter White: Who is it.
Mike Tyson: Hello Heisen-.
Jesse Pinkman: *gunshots* WHAT THE HELL MR. WHITE!?!?
Alicante is making a strawpage!
February 8, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Alicante is making a strawpage!
Popla Cocapetri is tonight's big loser!
February 8, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Popla Cocapetri is tonight's big loser!
Goku heard that Shibuki is pretty strong! He is gonna fight them!
February 8, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Goku heard that Shibuki is pretty strong! He is gonna fight them!
Intruder Alert! Grizzly Slash is in the base!
February 8, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Intruder Alert! Grizzly Slash is in the base!
Picture this: Chop-Chop Máster Onion is in a movie with Howard Hamlin as the sidekick. The enemy is Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas!
February 8, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Picture this: Chop-Chop Máster Onion is in a movie with Howard Hamlin as the sidekick. The enemy is Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas!
To the Wave Man fans:
February 8, 2026 at 1:20 PM
To the Wave Man fans:
Trans people: i'm trans
Society: ok
Cloud Cookie: hi
Society: holy shit
Society: ok
Cloud Cookie: hi
Society: holy shit
February 8, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Trans people: i'm trans
Society: ok
Cloud Cookie: hi
Society: holy shit
Society: ok
Cloud Cookie: hi
Society: holy shit
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mister White, Someone's at the door!
Walter White: Who is it.
Vampire Cookie: Hello Heisenberg.
Walter White: *total shock*
Walter White: Who is it.
Vampire Cookie: Hello Heisenberg.
Walter White: *total shock*
February 8, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mister White, Someone's at the door!
Walter White: Who is it.
Vampire Cookie: Hello Heisenberg.
Walter White: *total shock*
Walter White: Who is it.
Vampire Cookie: Hello Heisenberg.
Walter White: *total shock*
100 Nobara Kugisakis VS 1 Man! Who will win this fight?
February 8, 2026 at 11:53 AM
100 Nobara Kugisakis VS 1 Man! Who will win this fight?
Future Buckethead Zombie: Cheese and mushrooms taste weird together. And I want it with pesto, not pizza sauce! Zero slices. Make that super crispy.
February 8, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Future Buckethead Zombie: Cheese and mushrooms taste weird together. And I want it with pesto, not pizza sauce! Zero slices. Make that super crispy.
Roman Reigns: Woody Woodpecker, Acknowledge me!
February 8, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Roman Reigns: Woody Woodpecker, Acknowledge me!
Doña Florinda is tonight's big loser!
February 8, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Doña Florinda is tonight's big loser!
Wolf Woods: I need a pineapple pizza to see which side of the debate my date is on.
February 8, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Wolf Woods: I need a pineapple pizza to see which side of the debate my date is on.
All life on earth has gone extinct! Mrs. Puff is the only survivor!
February 8, 2026 at 8:20 AM
All life on earth has gone extinct! Mrs. Puff is the only survivor!
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mister White, Someone's at the door!
Walter White: Who is it.
Atsuya Kusakabe: Hello Heisen-
Walter White: *gunshots*
Walter White: Who is it.
Atsuya Kusakabe: Hello Heisen-
Walter White: *gunshots*
February 8, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mister White, Someone's at the door!
Walter White: Who is it.
Atsuya Kusakabe: Hello Heisen-
Walter White: *gunshots*
Walter White: Who is it.
Atsuya Kusakabe: Hello Heisen-
Walter White: *gunshots*
Serenade.EXE: Can I get some shrooms... on my pizza? Just cut that in half, please. Could I also get that well done.
February 8, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Serenade.EXE: Can I get some shrooms... on my pizza? Just cut that in half, please. Could I also get that well done.
Lou Albano: When will people learn there's no pain when there's grain? Gimme grainy dough with cheese. Artichoke and olive on different sides.
February 8, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Lou Albano: When will people learn there's no pain when there's grain? Gimme grainy dough with cheese. Artichoke and olive on different sides.
Intruder Alert! Mejiro Ryan is in the base!
February 8, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Intruder Alert! Mejiro Ryan is in the base!
All life on earth has gone extinct! Jonathan Morris is the only survivor!
February 8, 2026 at 5:53 AM
All life on earth has gone extinct! Jonathan Morris is the only survivor!
Tag someone! If they do not reply to you in one minute, the person that you tagged has to put an image of Wiz as their pfp!
February 8, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Tag someone! If they do not reply to you in one minute, the person that you tagged has to put an image of Wiz as their pfp!
100 Gorillas VS 1 Jiraiya! Who will win this fight?
February 8, 2026 at 4:53 AM
100 Gorillas VS 1 Jiraiya! Who will win this fight?