If you don't treat your pizza rolls with respect, you are not a respectful person. They deserve the peel & stone treatment as much as any neapolitan!

"This little fucker needs candles, this little fucker needs crayons", says my partner's 30 month old to my void creature.

The void creature:

Now it's official lol

Finished some academic correspondence with a #space #researcher for their book. Felt just like a scope-fallacy riddled Q&A with three Tucker Carlsons in a space suit. This isn't the first time I've wondered if #Malkovich in #SpaceForce stole my identity.

A propos of nothing, my most recent book:

Source:

I've thought about this paragraph every single day since I first read this paper several years ago. Le Sigh.

This is not going to end well. Worse still, it might not end at all.

Starfield projector escapism.

Goths doing the Lord's work.

I'm so very tired. Can I just sleep the next two decades?

#planetzoo is running at a brisk <1 FPS with a 3,400 King Penguin enclosure.