"that won't feel like a waste of money bc he'll grow out of them in 2 months?"

what kind of dog is that

right click -> inspect -> network -> look for .webm file (with luigi in the name. refresh post if you don't see it)

100% agreed, this is amazing, but also the most confusing drum machine I have ever tried to use

I wonder if devs in credits are findable / can be emailed... it is quite curious, especially since the game was getting presented / demonstrated publicly

cartridge cost actually tracks: CDs cost comparatively nothing at the time vs. the cartridges probably had a minimum order of units, less margins, and then the games cost more as a consequence as well. Game over if Starfox was competition for meager projected sales (or the cart needed extra memory)

looks like a mashup of Einhänder and Starfox64, which, as a big fan of both games, is friggin' *rad* and I totally woulda bought it

I thought for sure the lore was gonna be AI generated but then my eyeballs finally caught it was not 18M (months) but 18Y (YEARS) and and now I'm 🫠

like, I thought his pfp was slop but its actually just from 2008

like, maybe it was all some kid who created an agent to perform an elaborate Turing Test on the Ocaml crowd and hackernoise as a benchmark. or maybe it was all just a ruse for upvotes

my overly-optimistic, off-the-cuff guess was this guy isn't real: it's a sock, an elaborate troll, or a way of forcing policy discussion on jackass contributions or questionable tooling (or if the end can ever justify the means, in any case)

but maybe my brain just wants 4D-chess instead of stupids

debt & rent

that's great, then surely he won't mind getting the ball rolling and paying for our UBI

trick question, files are actually bad because computers were a mistake

wow, lots of theaters in NYC! just bought ticket to Kill Bill instead