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aoike.bsky.social
House of Aoike
@aoike.bsky.social
I cry a lot and write fan fiction. That's it. That's my entire personality.

30 she/her
I reported a possible (but incredibly improbable) bomb threat! It was at my bus stop. What a day!
December 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My younger sister has finally started working after 8 months, and she is making it everyone's problem
December 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I WON A PRIZE FOR BEST SWEET TREAT HA
December 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I made cookies for a work potluck tomorrow. Will anyone eat them? Probably not since no one has eaten the food I brought to the last two! But now I have work friends that I can force my baked goods on so they can go, "Huh. Not bad!"
December 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I like all of our judges, but my favorites are as follows:

1) a man so old, civilizations lost to mankind have been named after him. He doesn't know a computer from an iPad, and I would die for him even tho he'd never let me.
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I should try experimenting with no punctuation see how that feels for me
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
MY BEST FRIEND JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO LAW SCHOOL WITH A FULL RIDE SCHOLARSHIP!!
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I've lost my unhinged spark. I've acclimated to MN normie core. I've lost my nuclear desert edge.

I've got to find my weird again.
December 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Being sick is always such a mixed bag because I make "waif recovering from the coughing sickness" look so good, but "waif recovering from the coughing sickness" sucks asssss. My back and diaphragm hurt so much. 4/10 experience.
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I bought Fallout: New Vegas for $2.50 during Thanksgiving ten years ago. Played it once and then never again because I had no idea how to play open world RPGs.

Picked it up thanks to the laryngitis keeping me down for the whole week and holy heck this is a lot of fun!
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
No I can't be sick. I don't have all the hours of PTO I want yet
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
For some reason, I know that my father's one exception to his ardent heterosexuality is Alton Brown.
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
My therapist told me I still have to be nice to myself even when I say dumb shit and this whole "being kind to myself" thing is so bunk omg
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My journey to platnuming SH2R is going swimmingly. I got the jail section and abstract daddy boss done in less than an hour. I should actually be able to finish tomorrow.
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I got yelled at by an old man today, and I only raised my voice for twenty seconds.
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Watched an edible kick in in real time while I was facetiming a friend. I forgot I even took it. That was a surprise lol
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Since DND has temporarily been disbanded until new players can be found, I played a shit ton of Silent Hill 2 Remake instead. I got 9 trophies on steam today, and I might get the last four in the next couple of weeks.
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My DND curse strikes again! At least this time I got to play a little before the group disbanded 😭😭😭
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Day 8 of Zoloft and I made this week's lunches! I havent done that since the beginning of September.
November 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Day 4 of Zoloft, I drove to work and didnt lose my everloving shit!
October 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Hey chat, if a guy tells me that he's in the kink community, is that him coming onto me?
October 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Day 3.5 of zoloft:

I saw a cute dog and did not cry
October 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Day 3 of Zoloft
I no longer wish to cut my supervisor for sitting so close to me she's touching me
October 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Heaven smells like the Wells Fargo Center in Minneapolis
October 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I chopped off so much hair!
October 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM