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Dan
@aol.cat
He/Him | 6-time McDonald’s Monopoly participant

yes, I own aol.cat

formerly DanIsTheBest / Dan V (a million emojis) on the bird app
about half way done with my first rug and my hands cannot stop touching the nails that mount the fabric
December 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
got a box of watermelon Mike & Ike but I didn’t realize until I started eating them that the price tag was covering the Sour in Sour Watermelon
December 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
December 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
cat with terminal rbf receives scented card from @alecm93.bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I really thought Hades would at least be up at the top, but I guess I didn’t play it as much after I beat it last year

anyway, Jack really threw a wrench into things once he started using my Steam Deck
December 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I was so surprised by the LGBTQ+ tag being third, but then I realized it’s probably Hades + Disco Elysium + Date Everything combined even though none of the three made it into my top 5 for playtime
December 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
best stack I’ve ever seen on Letterboxd
December 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
we’re just inventing sequels to movies that don’t exist because on my life I’ve never fucking heard of the movies that these two are sequels to
December 10, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I think she watches more TV than I do
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
what are they teaching my child at school
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
guy who has only ever eaten fries from one place:
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
when my wife’s leftover sesame chicken starts calling my name in the fridge
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I know the internet loves the funeral episode of Scrubs, but I still think the Dr. Cox crash out episode is where the show peaks
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM
excuse me
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 AM
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
this comparison is completely offensive to Hot Rod but I’m doing it anyway
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 AM
it’s insane, they all look like this
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
no offense to the man on this box, but it genuinely pisses me off every time I walk by because he looks like the Rocketeer and I get excited for a moment
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
best ending for sure
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
finally got around to finishing Dispatch
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
most relevant
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I don’t know who at Regal decided that it would be a good idea to switch to these weird perforated half-trays for nachos, but they have clearly never set foot inside a theater because how the fuck am I expected to walk with this while holding a drink
November 16, 2025 at 6:32 AM
the fuck was I on for this specific week in July
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Waze is like the world’s saddest Cameo selection
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
firing Moistcritikal was the easiest decision of my life
November 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM