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a clairvoyant sand seal
Today I saw a bumper sticker that read, "humankind: please be both". Can I just say that slogan becomes pretty problematic if we ever discover aliens
July 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Got some custom key caps for the macropad that the in-laws got me for Christmas
May 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Life is short. Pinch onto soft hands
May 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Trying something new
May 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Does anyone else constantly reverse the meanings of "idc" and "idk" because "c" is a soft sound like "know" and "k" is a hard sound like "care"?
May 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The concept of the day is "cartesian product". Sigh
April 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Tfw it might be time for a new laptop
April 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Me when I'm not maintaining a basic level of protective surfacing
April 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Can santa rotate my tires
December 25, 2024 at 3:25 AM
This weekend I discovered a new state of matter between solid and liquid: carpet yogurt.
March 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Dear diary: Today my son licked candle ashes off his fingers. Selah
March 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Happy time change day! Don't forget to screw up your circadian rhythm!
March 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Idk what people are taking about egg prices seem pretty reasonable to me
March 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I love when the gui says "there was a problem" but the api request gives you the actual error. /s

Hey @SpotifyCares, does "MASTER_OF_A_PLAN_JOINING_ANOTHER_PLAN" mean that the user has to wait til their current billing period elapses? They've already cancelled.
March 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I told myself I was going to post more than just angry content on online... And then Sweet Potato Hitler got reelected and all the ensuing madness... Alas.
February 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Coworker: "Are you wearing sunglasses over transition lenses?" Hell yeah I am
February 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Just stumbled across the "Trump with quotes from Halo's Gravemind" images I made in 2016
February 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
America has no king. America needs no king.
February 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Happy Superb Owl Sunday to all who celebrate
February 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
January 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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For all the doubters, how are these not the same?
January 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Nightlights have really improved since I was a wee lad
January 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM