APE-AHAB
@ape-ahab.com
Director of MONSTER CROWN: SIN EATER @monstercrown.bsky.social
Man of ape-like quality. Not a people person.
Man of ape-like quality. Not a people person.
>it's an "irish american" larping as full irish again
January 13, 2026 at 1:14 PM
>it's an "irish american" larping as full irish again
His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular? That Idi Amin?
January 13, 2026 at 1:12 PM
His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular? That Idi Amin?
thats actually true what the fuck
January 12, 2026 at 12:07 PM
thats actually true what the fuck
editing the roblox man face onto Kaji until the situation improves
January 12, 2026 at 9:06 AM
editing the roblox man face onto Kaji until the situation improves
had to follow like eighty posts to get here
January 9, 2026 at 4:51 PM
had to follow like eighty posts to get here
"What horse do you like to bet on?"
"Was."
"Was what? I just thought I'd ask."
"What's the name of a different horse."
"When you go to bet on the horse at the bookies, what's the name you give to the bookie?"
"No, no. What's the name of the favourite to win. I'm betting on Was."
"Was."
"Was what? I just thought I'd ask."
"What's the name of a different horse."
"When you go to bet on the horse at the bookies, what's the name you give to the bookie?"
"No, no. What's the name of the favourite to win. I'm betting on Was."
January 5, 2026 at 5:19 AM
"What horse do you like to bet on?"
"Was."
"Was what? I just thought I'd ask."
"What's the name of a different horse."
"When you go to bet on the horse at the bookies, what's the name you give to the bookie?"
"No, no. What's the name of the favourite to win. I'm betting on Was."
"Was."
"Was what? I just thought I'd ask."
"What's the name of a different horse."
"When you go to bet on the horse at the bookies, what's the name you give to the bookie?"
"No, no. What's the name of the favourite to win. I'm betting on Was."
Found a special kind of character
January 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Found a special kind of character
the hardest part about liking the Fallout TV show is that people who have only played 3/new vegas/4 keep telling you that it "isn't lore accurate" and it actually is
January 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
the hardest part about liking the Fallout TV show is that people who have only played 3/new vegas/4 keep telling you that it "isn't lore accurate" and it actually is
"Guest Starring The Skulls Parasite Unit"
December 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"Guest Starring The Skulls Parasite Unit"
for legal reasons this is a joke this is just a bad edit of Seed of Might's color correction/cleanup. It looks really good.
December 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
for legal reasons this is a joke this is just a bad edit of Seed of Might's color correction/cleanup. It looks really good.
I only watch Dragon Ball Z the way God intended; the uncut funimation dub in glorious 16:9 with those classic green skies. so nostalgic! it's just how I remember it!
December 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I only watch Dragon Ball Z the way God intended; the uncut funimation dub in glorious 16:9 with those classic green skies. so nostalgic! it's just how I remember it!
Fact: Blackjack is just an extended coin flip
December 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Fact: Blackjack is just an extended coin flip
hahaaa me and who? me and who??
December 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
hahaaa me and who? me and who??
