aphrodykee.bsky.social
@aphrodykee.bsky.social
…… damn, I should call her
January 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Post nuṯ clarity? Nah babes

That’s CUMmon sense
December 24, 2024 at 5:47 AM
My first trial day for my new job is today, I’m so nervous 😭😭😭😭
December 16, 2024 at 9:21 PM
When I die put my ashes in a Nescafé Gold jar cause I’ll be damned if I’m dead AND decaffeinated
December 14, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Horseshoe crabs are the Roombas of the sea
December 13, 2024 at 9:06 AM
🎶 I got forty two teeth and a bad attitude 🎶
December 13, 2024 at 6:32 AM
So glad I put up the festive cat scratcher 🙄😂

Calli and Kyrie are having fun reenacting Tom and Jerry running up the branches at 2am and Mazikeen has decided that the tree skirting makes an acceptable bed

🎄🎄🎄
December 10, 2024 at 11:54 PM
I’ve got a trial for a new job next Tuesday in Disability Support work

I am so beyond excited to be starting, especially in a role where I get to actively help people. I really hope it goes well and that I’m able to support the person how they need it🤞
December 10, 2024 at 5:55 AM
I look like I got in a fistfight with Morpheus okay, leave me alone
December 8, 2024 at 9:38 PM
The only kind I’m interested in
December 8, 2024 at 7:26 AM
I’m a fantastic multi tasker 😌
December 8, 2024 at 7:25 AM
@me when I’m trying to pick up
December 8, 2024 at 7:23 AM
Frodo Slaggins 💅🏼 🌈
December 8, 2024 at 3:18 AM
I had to go to an all pastel party today, every time I’m forced to not wear black a goth fairy díes 😔🧚🏼‍♀️
December 7, 2024 at 10:31 AM
This year I lost more than I knew I had but I also gained more than I knew I needed

Its fucked

It’s a cage fight

But I’m still fucking here and that’s your problem now
December 6, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Can you spot the cavalry?

Found a few of these lil guys putting the hard work into clearing the aphids off my dill

Unbeetleable workers!
December 4, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Damn they have my boy on house arrest

Guess we know who let the dogs out
December 4, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Wicked Witch of the Yeast
December 4, 2024 at 4:33 AM
And sometimes that’s enough ♥️
December 4, 2024 at 4:04 AM
My little treat for getting through this year, halo halo bingsu ♥️
December 4, 2024 at 3:20 AM
GUESS WHO JUST SUBMITTED THE LAST OF THEIR ASSIGNMENTS FOR THE YEAR BITCHESSSSSSSS
December 4, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Me patting my side cat and my main cat caught us and now won’t look at me

#homewreckpurrrr
December 2, 2024 at 8:05 AM
I’m thicc and tired of the burden 😔
November 30, 2024 at 8:13 AM
🌈
November 30, 2024 at 7:31 AM
I am chronically unable to stfu
November 30, 2024 at 7:31 AM