Meredith MPH
apistogramma.bsky.social
Meredith MPH
@apistogramma.bsky.social
Fish, dogs, books, epidemiology.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
February 8, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Had a construction barrel fall off a truck directly in front of me going 80 on the interstate. Hit the road and exploded. Minor damage to my car, grateful I keep my cruise on “significant stopping distance” because if I’d been tailgating and it had hit my windshield, I wouldn’t be here commenting.
February 4, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Between that and the raging infection that began in like two hours and was fully cured by pouring brandy (?) on the wound and adding a gauze bandage, I did not get the impression they bothered to consult literally any medical professional for the show.
February 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I read this story when it came out and just was like… are these the two least sexually creative people on earth??? You have an “incredible” marriage and purportedly the only hurdle is PiV sex? I feel like they needed a sex therapist or - even the most basic sex book - more than a divorce attorney.
January 29, 2026 at 3:28 PM