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Welcome to the Winter Olympics don't ask about how many people died or were injured in the making of this sport please and thank you.
Alesbuchanan Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? legionoftuna Summer Triathlon: Don't run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :) Winter Biathlon: I see you've been skiing for five miles now here's your gun Source: lesbuchanan #olympics
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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sarahkendzior.bsky.social
Everyone likes to look at the dots. But when I connect them, people scream. Often because when I'm done connecting the dots, they're looking at a portrait of someone they know.
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
apkeaton89.bsky.social
good luck getting this President and the Republican Party to agree.

(they won't; because this is a feature, not a bug of their views on... everything.)
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 AM