Alpaca Suitcase
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Alpaca Suitcase
@aplacasuitcase.bsky.social
Not a llama.
Don't waste your empathy on irony, or anything that can be claimed to be irony.
February 1, 2026 at 12:07 PM
"These instances have to be...done correctly in the context of what is happening on the ground."
And the context is, who did you vote for?
January 12, 2026 at 2:10 PM
When we heard the first notes of Red Rooster, many of us headed to the bathroom to escape the piercing assault of his slide guitar. But it was always done with love and the acknowledgement that he was an essential member of a band that brought us an amazing experience night after night. RIP Bobby.
January 11, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I understand why getting all these vaccines seems unnatural to some people. But it's important to remember that walking around with all these viruses is not natural either. For 99% of our biological history, we encountered them only rarely. It's a just fact of modern life.
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
He doesn't THINK the country he's president of bombed Russia, but who knows?
December 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said 'thank you'... " - Col Jessup (not the hero of that movie)
December 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Not just freelancers, but the middlemen who connect you with them.
December 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Well, it's also playing at being normal, you can see how it might be sensitive about the topic.
December 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Holy shit. Arrangements are expensive. If your loved one has life insurance for that eventuality, you can't collect without a death certificate.
December 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
It's true, I've met super rich people. Food is something that just appears in front of them 3 times a day. Unless they're a trophy wife, in which case celery just appears in a nearby fridge.
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM