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Apparently this wasn’t a big enough boot lick
Apparently this wasn’t a big enough boot lick
Apple made a 24k gold and glass statue for Donald Trump
Another tactic from Tim Cook to charm the president.
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January 12, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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Apparently this wasn’t a big enough boot lick
Apparently this wasn’t a big enough boot lick
This is the most Zitron thing ever (until the AI bubble burst)
January 10, 2026 at 6:02 AM
This is the most Zitron thing ever (until the AI bubble burst)
Not a single week goes by walking in north park when I dodge a car and they act like they wish they would have rather hit me
January 10, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Not a single week goes by walking in north park when I dodge a car and they act like they wish they would have rather hit me
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Here is the better angle.
January 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Here is the better angle.
I’m not a pro fact-checker, but none of what you said in either of those deleted skeets was egregious or out of line.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I’m not a pro fact-checker, but none of what you said in either of those deleted skeets was egregious or out of line.
For the rest of us:
I’m looking through Jan/Feb US releases and the only one that makes sense is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maid_Ca...
I’m looking through Jan/Feb US releases and the only one that makes sense is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maid_Ca...
Maid Cafe on Electric Street - Wikipedia
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December 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
For the rest of us:
I’m looking through Jan/Feb US releases and the only one that makes sense is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maid_Ca...
I’m looking through Jan/Feb US releases and the only one that makes sense is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maid_Ca...
The night before, when you think naming the swords will be doable
December 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The night before, when you think naming the swords will be doable
Looks like we got a lifelong Red Sox fan over here
December 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Looks like we got a lifelong Red Sox fan over here
Definitely should be part of EVO next year
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Definitely should be part of EVO next year
Everyone in this thread is dunking on all all these books. So can someone hit me up with an anthropological book on this stuff that doesn't suck? Or is that impossible in this field? It doesn't have to be all encompassing
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Everyone in this thread is dunking on all all these books. So can someone hit me up with an anthropological book on this stuff that doesn't suck? Or is that impossible in this field? It doesn't have to be all encompassing
I am SO ready to fpga on this thing
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I am SO ready to fpga on this thing
It’s compounding too. People like you have to pay way more, but so do others who subscribe to independent endeavors. When tightening the belt, stuff like Patreon subscriptions will be the first thing people cut in their budget 😞
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It’s compounding too. People like you have to pay way more, but so do others who subscribe to independent endeavors. When tightening the belt, stuff like Patreon subscriptions will be the first thing people cut in their budget 😞
We voted for it, it passed. Surely the senate would persuade it any day now! /s
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
We voted for it, it passed. Surely the senate would persuade it any day now! /s
Dang, you already got your MCON
November 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Dang, you already got your MCON
If Corvallis, OR can do it
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
If Corvallis, OR can do it
Yep, and we’d all save more time and money as well as reduce fraud if the IRS just did the taxes for us.
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November 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Yep, and we’d all save more time and money as well as reduce fraud if the IRS just did the taxes for us.
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The irony of getting multiple prescription drug ads from iHeart on the preroll
October 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The irony of getting multiple prescription drug ads from iHeart on the preroll
I like the proposal to have the division winner of the first half play the one from the second half as the first round. If a team dominates all year, they get a bye.
October 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I like the proposal to have the division winner of the first half play the one from the second half as the first round. If a team dominates all year, they get a bye.
Thin pizza with few toppings is often better when reheated on a pan with some foil over it. The bottom becomes crispy
October 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Thin pizza with few toppings is often better when reheated on a pan with some foil over it. The bottom becomes crispy
Can someone make me feel dumb and fill me in on what SA stands for, thanks
October 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Can someone make me feel dumb and fill me in on what SA stands for, thanks
I don’t think you technically *have* to, unless you were going between terminals N and S…
I guess the construction might have blocked another route?
I guess the construction might have blocked another route?
October 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I don’t think you technically *have* to, unless you were going between terminals N and S…
I guess the construction might have blocked another route?
I guess the construction might have blocked another route?
“Any resemblance to figures and locations real or fictional is entirely coincidental”
October 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“Any resemblance to figures and locations real or fictional is entirely coincidental”