A Poor Player
@apoorplayer.bsky.social
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English teacher, HOD, in the state sector. Probably fulfilling many associated stereotypes.
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apoorplayer.bsky.social
I'm not watching #TheTraitors but I am enjoying my timeline.
apoorplayer.bsky.social
For info - it was a commenter Esther Walker's substack and is absolutely the best anecdote I've read.
apoorplayer.bsky.social
Substack comment - "I grew up next to Putney Common and Jilly Cooper was a neighbour. [...] I interviewed her for my school magazine. She answered the door with her two enormous dogs who I think were called Fortnum and Mason, and said "Darling, would you like a Gin and Tonic?" I was about 12."
apoorplayer.bsky.social
Yeah there's a reason I try to go to stuff on Tuesday mornings in the hols and generally avoid installations.

(I'm still baffled by her coming up to you - the normal response is seethe quietly!)
apoorplayer.bsky.social
A) this is actuall bullshit Ben. I am sorry it happened to you all.

B) I genuinely don't understand what other people in the valley would be 'uncomfortable' about in this scenario??
apoorplayer.bsky.social
The very religious (and quite odd) RE teacher had a Prince Albert piercing.
thefence.bsky.social
Fence #26 will be a special on all things print, and in tribute to the storied history of the UK gutter press, our letters page wants your GOSSIP & SCANDAL.

So, we're asking you all: what was the most scandalous (true or false) bit of gossip that dominated your school or neighbourhood growing up?
A photo of assembled paparazzi waiting to snap your shame for the scandal sheets.
apoorplayer.bsky.social
I think pink a bit bright for English so Music/Drama.

(Or PE teacher promoted to SLT in charge of the new House system and personal development)
apoorplayer.bsky.social
Unrelated but the picture looks like a scene from a knock-off James Graham play.
apoorplayer.bsky.social
There is very little in Mad Men that makes me think 'the past did it better' but air travel is def it.
apoorplayer.bsky.social
Ah the polari perhaps partly explains why it feels gendered to me. I can't imagine my 70 yr old Dad using it but definitely my Mum.

(Though my Dad def knows some Polari because he was a big fan of Jules and Sandy)
apoorplayer.bsky.social
The rule in our house was, one cuts, the other chooses the piece.
apoorplayer.bsky.social
Those hops look beautiful!
apoorplayer.bsky.social
I am so glad schools have moved on from the obsession with 10,000 hours.
apoorplayer.bsky.social
...but but this all seems sensible and helpful and potentially achievable* and pretty much at odds with all the bonkers things she says now?

*funding dependent obv
apoorplayer.bsky.social
Out of interest, what did she do/say?

I feel like I hardly knew who she was then.
apoorplayer.bsky.social
I'm ashamed to admit it but it does make it look worse doesn't it?
apoorplayer.bsky.social
Once again @manchestermill.bsky.social gets to the heart of a thing. I found this moving but also thought @ophiraophira.bsky.social 's honesty about her response to another community's fear important too.
apoorplayer.bsky.social
The Courtauld and the exhibitions on the top floor space of the RA would be instantly fucked. Absolute worst offenders for this.
apoorplayer.bsky.social
This is a delightful Sunday morning read.
lydiamassiah.bsky.social
This could be a long and rambling thread. Be patient with me.

I bought an old mahogany bureau on Ebay. I didn't really want a bureau as we're meant to be downsizing, but it was a beautiful piece & obviously very old. Google lens suggests the brass chased handles are Queen Anne. That's 1702-1714 😯
apoorplayer.bsky.social
Blustery weather somehow calls for moules.
apoorplayer.bsky.social
Two cocktails before 7? Why not? It's Saturday and the day has been miserable.
apoorplayer.bsky.social
The weather more than anything! Otherwise just a little dull.
apoorplayer.bsky.social
Two cocktails before 7? Why not? It's Saturday and the day has been miserable.