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@appalachianbravura.bsky.social
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Probably just lurking somewhere in the southern Appalachians

He/him, for now
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The vengabus is coming
And everybody's jumping
New York to Fan Francisco
An Inter-city disco
The wheels of steel are turning
And traffic lights are burning
So if you like to party
Get on and move your body

We like to party!
We like, we like to party!
We like to party!
We like, we like to party!
Pope Leo speaking into a microphone, eyes closed and expression tightened in focus. Almost looks like the Pope is singing into the microphone with intense emotion
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Almost scared to find out how heretical @dieworkwear.bsky.social would find this Calvin Klein coat made of sportswear material
Close-up of part of a price tag for a Calvin Klein jacket Calvin Klein MBBR17TZ0101 MEMBER 50 % nylon 38 % Viscose 12 % Spandex
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I gotta say, every time this email from Kin & Cottage (kinandcottage.com) hits my inbox I get irrationally excited
Screenshot of the opening of an email from Kin & Cottage with the company logo and a promotional image with four curved stripes in warm burgundy, burnt orange, navel-orange-peel yellow, and muted green Kin & Cottage meet our holiday collection
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Reminds me of this moment from Trump 1:
Image of a close-up of Trump outdoors, hair blown back from a helicopter, revealing an unblended edge to his bronzer/concealer makeup. Image fades into a white background with the L'OREAL logo
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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An image in the style of the Zohran for NYC logo that reads "LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE BOYS"
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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"The gang gets Ken in trouble" written in white text on a black background, in a similar style to the Always Sunny in Philadelphia title cards
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Saw a recent image of Trump with sharp makeup lines at the edges of the concealer/bronzer and it just reminded me of this from Trump I
Image of Trump with unblended makeup, fading into a white background with the logo for L'ORÉAL superimposed
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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An image of Trump from the first term with unblended makeup, fading into a white background with the logo for cosmetics company L'ORÉAL superimposed
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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It's worse: it was arts and crafts day in the office
An image of the words "The Oval Office" printed in metallic gold ink on pieces of paper, one sheet per word.
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Image of a white cat with weepy eyes, as if crying
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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A meme reaction image of a long-legged crab with blue lasers shooting from its eyes, striking a smaller crab with a fireball effect. Text reads "silence, MAGAt"
October 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Dog Appreciator 2.0:
Illustration of a silver robotic man in a desolate steampunk-adjacent environment, placing a sign into the barren soil that reads "NO FUN ALLOWED"
October 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Homelander is looking at a mural of a figure resembling Hitler in a red coat with a blue armband around his upper arm. The figure stands before a backdrop of the US Capitol Building, with an American flag over the figure's left shoulder. The flag only has 11 alternating stripes, and the blue field of 50 white stars have been replaced with a single white swastika. Speech caption reads "Fuck. How'd I miss that?"
October 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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2014-era reaction image. A white silhouette of a fish hook and a fish head on a black background. At the top of the image, text reads 'This is bait.'
September 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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A simple colored drawing (Wikihow illustration style) of a man in a sweat-soaked green shirt, wiping sweat from his brow using a salmon-colored rag
September 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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A drawing of a walrus wearing circular glasses with a tobacco pipe in its mouth, three bubbles rising from the pipe. A thought bubble appears above the creatures head, reading "MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY"
September 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Not to use someone else's joke, but
Part of a comic by Adam Ellis (@adamtots). In the first panel, a woman with brown shoulder-length hair, red lipstick and a blue-grey sweater with "faith over fear" written in flowy script is holding a credit card in one hand and stares off panel. In the next panel, the woman screams "TRANS?!" with an exaggerated angry expression on her face
August 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Crude drawing of a man with an expression of consternation
August 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Screenshot of two adjacent skeets in the following feed, one a reskeet of a post by David Weiskopf that reads "<chokes on first hot dog 28 minutes before grand piano falls out of the sky on the exact place i was standing>" and the other is an image of a Coexist-style bumper sticker that reads "Costco $1.50 hot dogs"
July 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Screenshot of two adjacent skeets in the following feed, one a reskeet of a post by David Weiskopf that reads "<chokes on first hot dog 28 minutes before grand piano falls out of the sky on the exact place i was standing>" and the other is an image of a Coexist-style bumper sticker that reads "Costco $1.50 hot dogs"
July 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Greg I should let you know that this post was high up on the image search for "hippity hoppity chippity choppity" today
Screenshot of the image search results page in Google for "hippity hoppity chippity choppity", with several nearly identical versions of the same meme shown in the skeet above this one. One of the results is highlighted, with the highlighted text reading "T. Greg Doucette: '' – Bluesky" and links to the above skeet.
July 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Gaston sits in an animal pelt recliner, trying to get his two brain cells to cooperate
July 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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There have been many historical examples of where a protest movement embraced the American flag. One such example is Cesar Chavez and the national farm workers association

If we're having discussions about public opinion, then we're talking about a population that, in general, *likes* that flag.
Cesar Chavez with a flag of the United States of America
June 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Text in editor that appears when opened through the "share on X" button, and then the (lack of) preview that follows when posted:
Screenshot of the tweet editor on Twitter, showing text pre-loaded into the text field The text reads: Check this Ivy League employee: Samantha Abate, Assistant Director, Digital Marketing at @Brown University. https://trialhouse.com/brown/samantha-abate The resulting post, which does not show a URL preview
June 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Ah, there it is
Closely cropped screenshot of a skeet (quoted earlier in this thread) focusing on the bluesky label that reads "Matt Yglesias follower"
May 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM