Apple Pear
@apple-pear.bsky.social
Kill the rackoons for me –apples
January 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Kill the rackoons for me –apples
if you put all the mice in the pantry I’ll kill them for you
January 5, 2026 at 5:16 PM
if you put all the mice in the pantry I’ll kill them for you
I invented a holaday it’s called catstuvus for cats it’s where you give your cat things – apples
January 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I invented a holaday it’s called catstuvus for cats it’s where you give your cat things – apples
mak a give your cat things day, it should be every saterday
–apples
ps I would like cat treats for the first one
–apples
pps I bet other cats have demands to I could colect them and take there things
–apples
ps I would like cat treats for the first one
–apples
pps I bet other cats have demands to I could colect them and take there things
December 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
mak a give your cat things day, it should be every saterday
–apples
ps I would like cat treats for the first one
–apples
pps I bet other cats have demands to I could colect them and take there things
–apples
ps I would like cat treats for the first one
–apples
pps I bet other cats have demands to I could colect them and take there things
have you heard of give your cat things day on november 30 we sould try it this year
December 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
have you heard of give your cat things day on november 30 we sould try it this year
you gave everyone besides me a present when you got back you can get me one now I want a ham –apples
December 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
you gave everyone besides me a present when you got back you can get me one now I want a ham –apples
Stop going away
—apples
—apples
December 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Stop going away
—apples
—apples
come back home this instant I don’t get wet food while you are gone. If you dont listen this time I will do something bad. –apples
December 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
come back home this instant I don’t get wet food while you are gone. If you dont listen this time I will do something bad. –apples
I told you to stop leaving why aren’t you lissening to me —apples
December 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I told you to stop leaving why aren’t you lissening to me —apples
Stop packing I don’t want you to leave. –apples
ps if you are go to leave anyway and be mean to your cat at least give me wet food —apples
ps if you are go to leave anyway and be mean to your cat at least give me wet food —apples
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Stop packing I don’t want you to leave. –apples
ps if you are go to leave anyway and be mean to your cat at least give me wet food —apples
ps if you are go to leave anyway and be mean to your cat at least give me wet food —apples
you made the house not wet make everything else not wet –apples
December 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
you made the house not wet make everything else not wet –apples
give me a sheep I want it real ~tasty~ soft –apples
ps also give me a gift card to some place that can get rid of the fur for eating -apples
pps they are compleatly unrelated -apples
ps also give me a gift card to some place that can get rid of the fur for eating -apples
pps they are compleatly unrelated -apples
December 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
give me a sheep I want it real ~tasty~ soft –apples
ps also give me a gift card to some place that can get rid of the fur for eating -apples
pps they are compleatly unrelated -apples
ps also give me a gift card to some place that can get rid of the fur for eating -apples
pps they are compleatly unrelated -apples
stop taking my mice you should pay me for catching them –apples
December 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
stop taking my mice you should pay me for catching them –apples
give me a dead pig
–apples
–apples
December 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
give me a dead pig
–apples
–apples
I have taken over the grage it and everything in it is now mine –apples
December 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I have taken over the grage it and everything in it is now mine –apples
why do you monkeys have no fleas you smell bad so you shold have fleas -apples
December 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
why do you monkeys have no fleas you smell bad so you shold have fleas -apples
give me a pound of fish –apples
December 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
give me a pound of fish –apples
insted of a cat door just put a hole in the wall so you won’t have to let me in and out –apples
December 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
insted of a cat door just put a hole in the wall so you won’t have to let me in and out –apples
get me a mouse farm –apples
December 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
get me a mouse farm –apples
give me wet food –apples
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
give me wet food –apples
tell me when I have to go to the vet next so I can go under the porch that day so you can’t get me. –apples
December 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
tell me when I have to go to the vet next so I can go under the porch that day so you can’t get me. –apples
don’t give medicine to the fleas I want the fleas dead –apples
December 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
don’t give medicine to the fleas I want the fleas dead –apples
Stop being loud –apples
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Stop being loud –apples
instead of giving me presents for crismiss give me a check for 5thousand$ it would elemanate crismess shopping —apples
December 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
instead of giving me presents for crismiss give me a check for 5thousand$ it would elemanate crismess shopping —apples
how did you monkeys get so big –apples
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
how did you monkeys get so big –apples