Apple Man
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That’s what I’m trying to figure out
January 30, 2026 at 2:38 PM
That’s what I’m trying to figure out
NO! GET OUT OF THERE! YOU WILL NOT WIN!
December 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
NO! GET OUT OF THERE! YOU WILL NOT WIN!
BRING HIM BACK OR YOUR GROUNDED!
December 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
BRING HIM BACK OR YOUR GROUNDED!
HOW DID HE GET INTO SPACE!
December 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
HOW DID HE GET INTO SPACE!
YOU LITTLE- WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
YOU LITTLE- WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?
Where did they take you?
December 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Where did they take you?
Bad kids! Give him his account back or you’re grounded!
December 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Bad kids! Give him his account back or you’re grounded!
No no! Give it back to him!
December 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
No no! Give it back to him!
Oh shit! Uhhh… just hide in your house for the rest of the day. If anyone asks where they came from, tell them “space”
December 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Oh shit! Uhhh… just hide in your house for the rest of the day. If anyone asks where they came from, tell them “space”
Quick! Spray them with prune juice!
December 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Quick! Spray them with prune juice!
IT’S THE GOOBLES! THE GOOBLES ARE MAKING THEIR MOVE AGAIN! THEY’RE TRYING TO-
*PAC-MAN death sound*
*PAC-MAN death sound*
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
IT’S THE GOOBLES! THE GOOBLES ARE MAKING THEIR MOVE AGAIN! THEY’RE TRYING TO-
*PAC-MAN death sound*
*PAC-MAN death sound*
SQUIRT KETCHUP! I FORGOT TO PUT KETCHUP IN THAT POST
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
SQUIRT KETCHUP! I FORGOT TO PUT KETCHUP IN THAT POST
I want a buff man to squirt all over my belly and we sing abc’s together.
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I want a buff man to squirt all over my belly and we sing abc’s together.
One time. I ate a chicken nugget and it turned into a bull and I fought it and then we ate McDonald’s together
November 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
One time. I ate a chicken nugget and it turned into a bull and I fought it and then we ate McDonald’s together