sounds like a skill issue ngl
February 1, 2026 at 4:31 AM
sounds like a skill issue ngl
any preferred location or can I just eat you up?
January 29, 2026 at 5:40 AM
any preferred location or can I just eat you up?
There’s a game based on this theme, where you run a buisness of taming and training good little slut slaves. It’s quite fun.
January 29, 2026 at 5:23 AM
There’s a game based on this theme, where you run a buisness of taming and training good little slut slaves. It’s quite fun.
Look at your eyes rolling up in your head… someone’s found their true purpose in life. It’s great that you’ve found an occupation you can be passionate about; serving your alien masters as a good little toy
January 29, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Look at your eyes rolling up in your head… someone’s found their true purpose in life. It’s great that you’ve found an occupation you can be passionate about; serving your alien masters as a good little toy
I’m always warm, it’s my pleasure to share it with others
January 29, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I’m always warm, it’s my pleasure to share it with others
“Ready to be picked up at your convenience”
January 24, 2026 at 4:20 PM
“Ready to be picked up at your convenience”
The decade-long fights against NIMBYs for things like the Sepulveda Transit Corridor show why it’s so hard to get anything done in the US. All the political courage doesn’t help you when you’ve gotta spend years building up environmental reviews even before the lawsuits.
January 24, 2026 at 4:15 PM
The decade-long fights against NIMBYs for things like the Sepulveda Transit Corridor show why it’s so hard to get anything done in the US. All the political courage doesn’t help you when you’ve gotta spend years building up environmental reviews even before the lawsuits.
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January 24, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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oh you’re out of my age range too lol, doesn’t mean we can’t flirt.
January 24, 2026 at 3:56 PM
oh you’re out of my age range too lol, doesn’t mean we can’t flirt.
Maybe if you PUT ON SOME GODDAMN CLOTHES, BOI!?!
no don’t I was kidding on my way with a blanket rn
no don’t I was kidding on my way with a blanket rn
January 24, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Maybe if you PUT ON SOME GODDAMN CLOTHES, BOI!?!
no don’t I was kidding on my way with a blanket rn
no don’t I was kidding on my way with a blanket rn
in my experience the shirts with the softest fabric often have the printing fall off first :(
January 24, 2026 at 3:52 PM
in my experience the shirts with the softest fabric often have the printing fall off first :(
hmmm… maybe I should travel into your arms instead
January 24, 2026 at 3:51 PM
hmmm… maybe I should travel into your arms instead
darn, there goes my devious plan to convince you to travel into my arms…
wait, no storms? ever? that means no snow! and no snowmen! how do you live like that!
wait, no storms? ever? that means no snow! and no snowmen! how do you live like that!
January 24, 2026 at 3:47 PM
darn, there goes my devious plan to convince you to travel into my arms…
wait, no storms? ever? that means no snow! and no snowmen! how do you live like that!
wait, no storms? ever? that means no snow! and no snowmen! how do you live like that!
yummy fingies
January 24, 2026 at 3:44 PM
yummy fingies
the only correct response to a nation on the grips of a vast storm is to get warm and cozy under the covers, ideally with someone soft and/or warm
January 24, 2026 at 3:41 PM
the only correct response to a nation on the grips of a vast storm is to get warm and cozy under the covers, ideally with someone soft and/or warm
rants and tangents as well as hornyposting is what keeps me coming back. only hornyposting and one gets tired
January 24, 2026 at 12:58 PM
rants and tangents as well as hornyposting is what keeps me coming back. only hornyposting and one gets tired
your wrists are so smol next to his
January 24, 2026 at 12:49 PM
your wrists are so smol next to his
@labeler-lists.bsky.social has some lists;
theres also a website, but i think some of those are out of date. blueskydirectory.com/labelers/all
theres also a website, but i think some of those are out of date. blueskydirectory.com/labelers/all
Bluesky Labelers - Bluesky Directory
Browse a list of Bluesky Labelers
blueskydirectory.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:06 PM
@labeler-lists.bsky.social has some lists;
theres also a website, but i think some of those are out of date. blueskydirectory.com/labelers/all
theres also a website, but i think some of those are out of date. blueskydirectory.com/labelers/all
then allow me to get in there
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 PM
then allow me to get in there
Okay then, playing with you will be very fun, little guy! 🤺
a man stands in front of a giant robot with lightning coming out of it
Alt: a little guy stands in front of a giant robot with lightning coming out of it
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Okay then, playing with you will be very fun, little guy! 🤺
again, blowing your top… you sure you wanna fight right now? I’m a pretty big guy…
January 21, 2026 at 2:55 PM
again, blowing your top… you sure you wanna fight right now? I’m a pretty big guy…
you seem awful exposed for someone who’s cozy in freezing weather… you waiting for someone to join you there?
January 21, 2026 at 2:54 PM
you seem awful exposed for someone who’s cozy in freezing weather… you waiting for someone to join you there?
Blasting your sword already? talk about a hair trigger… you still able to fight after that?
January 21, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Blasting your sword already? talk about a hair trigger… you still able to fight after that?
⚔️ my sword is bigger 😈⚔️
January 21, 2026 at 2:47 PM
⚔️ my sword is bigger 😈⚔️
sword fight?
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 PM
sword fight?