Blue state liberals who talk about letting red states go are the same as MAGA supporters who want to take away social programs.

What happened to Adriana Smith is an atrocity.

If you're a Glee fan and you wonder what 70-something Rachel Berry would be like, read Patti LuPone's New Yorker article.

The Villisca are murder house doesn't have electricity or running water. That's a restoration. Nottoway was a Hilton in a historic shell.

The Pope essentially told the Vice President he needs Jesus and then he died. I don't know what kind of sign that is, but it doesn't look good.

If the Blue Origin crew was a group project, you can tell who was supposed to do 99% of the work and whose contributions were things like "get the report cover" and "make the title page."

If 6/6 people on your crew don't have enough training to do their spaceships equivalent of McGyvering a square filter in a round hole like they did in Apollo 13, that's not an astronaut crew. Instead, they had 1 engineer and 5 people whose only contribution to the group project is their name.

Is Gayle King offended that we weren't inspired by her dumb rich people stunt, or the realization that if the dick rocket had blown up like the Titan submersible, we'd have made fun of them, too?

The Kennedy Center should absolutely stage Hello, Dolly. What's more American than a smart woman meeting a rich man and walking him like a dog for 2 hours plus a 15 minute intermission? It's a classic.

On ER, if Mark Green had had Miracle Max as his brain surgeon instead of Prince Humperdink, he'd have made it to season 15.

Is With Love, Meghan relatable? No. It's the new Barefoot Contessa, specifically the episodes where Jeffrey stayed in the city and Ina had a friend over. But sometimes it's nice to watch a rich lady make homemade jam or candles and pretend that's my biggest problem of the day, too.

This is what I hope for everyone who has made a video that starts with "I'm a theater nerd" but then claims the Army Choir inserted part of Master of the House into One Day More. I hope your pillow only has a warm side and every time you get to see like theater, there's a Jonas brother in the cast.

I've seen people upset about not being able to be out on the mall on Monday, but let's be for real, if they were there, they'd be watching on the big screen by the stage, anyway, because you can't see unless you're in the first few rows.

So which former president is going to fill the Jimmy Carter void and do some good for humanity instead of just enriching themselves?