I went to twitter and it sucks so bad after being here. I want to contribute to this place but I'm not nearly as funny or creative as the rest of you. Thank you guys for entertaining us lurkers and I'll keep liking all your guys' posts. I'll try to ramble on here more.

The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn other women.

that soldier charging in expecting a level 1 civilian and being met by a level 99 one instead

Kash Patel looks like a Dachshund and you can't convince me that he doesn't. #dgg #dggL #daliban

This is so funny, the faces of the students are so accurate

I sent a new order for a frozen turkey, and they delivered me a turkey. They weren't even out of turkeys.

I tried to get two frozen 3lb turkey breasts so I don't have to deal with carving a turkey and Walmart delivery subbed in a whole frozen chicken instead of a turkey.

Whoever made that decision, I hope your turkey is still frozen tomorrow.

I liked one Factorio post on here and suddenly I've started getting autism related content on my feed. 10/10 algorithm