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Liking Ben garrison‘s pivot to abstraction
December 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
bought a tree and they threw in a bat for free, seems like a pretty good deal. i can't remember last time someone gave me a bat.
December 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
yeah put that on tv bari. that and the leather hair guy. just what people want to watch.
December 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
i don't remember yoyos, but a leatherworking guy came one time and we all bought leatherworking kits.

another time, a guy who ran a travel track and field team came to get us to sign up.

in hindsight, what the fuck
December 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
hahaha, and yet, the ceo of dentists gave me a license because i said tooth fairies can be any gender they want. i didn't even go to dental school!

PS - fluoride skeptic and need dental work? come see me, i use the latest dental equipment available at home depot 10 minutes from now. i take crypto!
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Skyfracker is a james bond villain
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Sex2 by OpenAI will be socks.
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
that cup's got the noodle shits, buddy i been there too
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Food. Drinks. Smiles. sounds a lot more exciting if you pronounce it 'pep psycho'
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"The White House meaningfully engaged only after Republicans suffered big losses in last week’s elections. After a lot of back and forth last weekend, we reached an agreement around 5 p.m. on Sunday to reopen the government."

Yeah, you really wrang a lot of out of them. I want to sell cars to you.
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This ain't it, sir.
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
If Chait wants to lick Mike Bloomberg's boots, he can just walk over to 731 and drop off his resume. Between his wormish demeanor, thickheadedness, and wife's job, I'm frankly surprised he doesn't already work there.
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
let the board of supervisors find the next coach? yes hahaha yes!

www.lsu.edu/bos/members/...
Members | Board of Supervisors
www.lsu.edu
October 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
No!

NO!!!!!
October 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
i hope the programming is a six by six grid of rotating charlie heads.
October 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
post it stuck to mcgrath: 'i'm a stupid baby running for senate'

donors: 'stupid babies need the most donations!'
October 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
After all, look where this got Gretchen Whitmer. But, yeah, this will work for you.
September 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
is having the slightest amount of courage asking too much of you? if you had the nerve to tone police the discourse last week, surely you can condemn the witch hunts and the baseless efforts to blame this on gay and trans people, can't you?
September 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Why can't you say the same thing for trans health care?
September 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Sally, could you talk about your engagement with the source material? Did you follow Charlie Kirk on twitter? Listen to his podcasts? Attend his speeches?

What specifically did he say or do that make you think he was interesting and wanted to bridge disagreements?
September 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Typical Spanberger here a couple of days ago, pressed to have some principles, all she can do is say kids are great.

www.cnn.com/2025/09/08/p...
Virginia governor candidates duel over transgender participation in youth sports | CNN Politics
As Democrats continue their internal debate over transgender rights, Abigail Spanberger, the party’s nominee for governor of Virginia, is directly responding to Republican ads that echo the commercial...
www.cnn.com
September 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
bullshit. look at this - abigailspanberger.com/issue/protec...

the only mention of trans people is the T. She'll cry for Charlie Kirk and beg for bipartisanship, but she won't say one word for or about trans virginians. find me one post on here were she even talks about trans people.
Protecting the Rights of Every Virginian | Abigail Spanberger for Governor
Abigail has always believed in a bedrock principle of our democracy: equal rights under the law for all. But she knows that injustice continues to impact all corners of Virginia — from housing to heal...
abigailspanberger.com
September 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
why don't you defend trans rights for a change
September 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
hopefully the charlie wessel will be hip hop
September 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
excellent journalism of sports coverage, thank you for your service
September 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM