I think you could get Deadpool to shut up by giving him a 40mg adderall wrapped in cheese. Like giving a dog gabapentin before taking it to the groomer.

Someone remind me to do worse at my job on purpose. I'm tired of training new hires :((( Get someome who doesnt collapse after one (1) human interaction to do it

Slimy, soggy, and creamy are an unholy trifecta of uncomfortable adjectives. I will not elaborate.

Sometimes I think I'm great at masking. Then I remember that my coworkers have, completely unprompted, asked if I enjoy DBD, FNAF, and digital art. Just ask for my RAADS-R score next time smh

A tiny Aisha for one of my patrons!

There are so many cute critter franchises that somehow totally missed me when they came out and it's fun having an excuse to dip my toe in to them now.

#fanart #neopets #watercolor