April A. Taylor 🐈⬛🎃
@aprilataylor.bsky.social
Bob’s Burgers. Autistic. Reading. Writer. Horror. Puzzles. Wicked. Free Luigi. Indiana Fever. Halloween. LGBTQ+. Cover photo by @tallfroguy
Tonight’s high thought: ACAB includes Robostache from Bob’s Burgers.
December 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Tonight’s high thought: ACAB includes Robostache from Bob’s Burgers.
Star Wars panels out of context.
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Star Wars panels out of context.
Guess it’s technically true, but it only seems to be happening in Colorado.
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Guess it’s technically true, but it only seems to be happening in Colorado.
Looking over at my beautiful boy reminds me that there is always something worth clinging to, no matter how dark everything becomes. #blackcats
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Looking over at my beautiful boy reminds me that there is always something worth clinging to, no matter how dark everything becomes. #blackcats
Well done, algorithm.
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Well done, algorithm.
If Dems insist on sending multiple fundraisers per day, I’m going to need more of them to do stuff like this.
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If Dems insist on sending multiple fundraisers per day, I’m going to need more of them to do stuff like this.
It looks like T might have even given Clinton a blowjob (one of his nicknames is Bubba).
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It looks like T might have even given Clinton a blowjob (one of his nicknames is Bubba).
The scariest thing I’ve seen so far this Halloween is a 4-pack of store toilet paper that cost $4. It has doubled in price.
October 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The scariest thing I’ve seen so far this Halloween is a 4-pack of store toilet paper that cost $4. It has doubled in price.
This guy knows that the secret police we’re referring to are the Gestapo and weren’t, in fact, part of the KGB, right? I find his thoughts on the analogy to be silly and dangerous.
October 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This guy knows that the secret police we’re referring to are the Gestapo and weren’t, in fact, part of the KGB, right? I find his thoughts on the analogy to be silly and dangerous.
Now apparently they’re actually paying fake reviewers, lol. I know exactly what this review means—they hired someone on Fiverr to leave reviews in English without being a native speaker.
October 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Now apparently they’re actually paying fake reviewers, lol. I know exactly what this review means—they hired someone on Fiverr to leave reviews in English without being a native speaker.
Heads up, Metro Detroit. This survey was terminated the moment I said something they apparently didn’t approve of. Don’t waste your time.
October 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Heads up, Metro Detroit. This survey was terminated the moment I said something they apparently didn’t approve of. Don’t waste your time.
ICE shot a U.S. Marshal.
October 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
ICE shot a U.S. Marshal.
Oddly, it’s begun to. They’re publishing more articles like this one lately.
October 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Oddly, it’s begun to. They’re publishing more articles like this one lately.
I’m currently writing for one of my clients and no, Google, I did not mean “apple-related threats in Ellijay, GA.” What exactly would that even look like? And why was it the first thing Google came up with?
October 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I’m currently writing for one of my clients and no, Google, I did not mean “apple-related threats in Ellijay, GA.” What exactly would that even look like? And why was it the first thing Google came up with?
Even my cat Riley’s ‘son’ is ready to join the Portland Frog Brigade.
October 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Even my cat Riley’s ‘son’ is ready to join the Portland Frog Brigade.
It just might be. The following is from The Washington Post.
October 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It just might be. The following is from The Washington Post.
This guy gets it.
October 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This guy gets it.
I’m a woman and I texted this to my dad a few minutes ago:
October 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I’m a woman and I texted this to my dad a few minutes ago:
Hey, Trump… then how did this happen yesterday?
October 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hey, Trump… then how did this happen yesterday?
He looks so much like Goebbels that he could almost be him reincarnated.
October 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
He looks so much like Goebbels that he could almost be him reincarnated.
October 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM