lyndsay
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having an old house means carefully Sandwalking around all the loudest hall/stairs creaks so as not to wake up the kids
January 7, 2026 at 2:54 PM
having an old house means carefully Sandwalking around all the loudest hall/stairs creaks so as not to wake up the kids
me after buying preposterous sparkly party clothes all year: “I think I’ll stay in this NYE”
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
me after buying preposterous sparkly party clothes all year: “I think I’ll stay in this NYE”
old lady thrift store cashier asked if the krusty the clown sweatshirt i was buying was for my husband and when i said it’s for me she did this to the other old lady thrift store cashiers lolll
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
old lady thrift store cashier asked if the krusty the clown sweatshirt i was buying was for my husband and when i said it’s for me she did this to the other old lady thrift store cashiers lolll
the many ppl who described this yarn as “soft” in their online reviews have never known softness. sad.
December 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
the many ppl who described this yarn as “soft” in their online reviews have never known softness. sad.
evergreen scene from a A Child’s Christmas in Wales
December 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
evergreen scene from a A Child’s Christmas in Wales
thinking about the audiobook version
December 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
thinking about the audiobook version
the gulf that gapes between us if you don’t love the same christmas movies as me
December 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
the gulf that gapes between us if you don’t love the same christmas movies as me
closing some browser tabs
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
closing some browser tabs
ha! silly child! no, you cannot have halloween candy for breakfast! tsk and scoff… now eat your sugary cereal, cake-like donut, and/or syrup slathered pancakes
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
ha! silly child! no, you cannot have halloween candy for breakfast! tsk and scoff… now eat your sugary cereal, cake-like donut, and/or syrup slathered pancakes
mmm yes i’m familiar, i’ve seen a gif or two on the subject
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
mmm yes i’m familiar, i’ve seen a gif or two on the subject
me: consumerism is a scourge on humanity’s collective soul & one and only planet
also me: ok unfortunately I do need this 15oz Toronto Blue Jays coffee mug tho
(for healing)
also me: ok unfortunately I do need this 15oz Toronto Blue Jays coffee mug tho
(for healing)
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
me: consumerism is a scourge on humanity’s collective soul & one and only planet
also me: ok unfortunately I do need this 15oz Toronto Blue Jays coffee mug tho
(for healing)
also me: ok unfortunately I do need this 15oz Toronto Blue Jays coffee mug tho
(for healing)
AI has broken google in the most devastating way this morning 😭
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
AI has broken google in the most devastating way this morning 😭
Blue Jays World Series Game 6 on Halloween Night
let’s gooooooo 💙
This Will Be Our Year - The Zombies
let’s gooooooo 💙
This Will Be Our Year - The Zombies
October 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Blue Jays World Series Game 6 on Halloween Night
let’s gooooooo 💙
This Will Be Our Year - The Zombies
let’s gooooooo 💙
This Will Be Our Year - The Zombies
the double LLs is very funny
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM
the double LLs is very funny
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w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ HOME RUN DERBY
October 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ HOME RUN DERBY
Blue Jays fans are going as zombies this Halloween, no matter what their costumes are
October 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Blue Jays fans are going as zombies this Halloween, no matter what their costumes are
Snell was just barely holding them back. Annihilation ❕💙❕
October 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Snell was just barely holding them back. Annihilation ❕💙❕
crocheting and listening to the ALCS game 7 radio broadcast like i’m 100 years old
October 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
crocheting and listening to the ALCS game 7 radio broadcast like i’m 100 years old
Reposted by lyndsay
It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
www.thefarside.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
in love with this supplemental mise-en-scene someone attached to their online review of yarn (which only mentions liking the colour)
October 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
in love with this supplemental mise-en-scene someone attached to their online review of yarn (which only mentions liking the colour)
did you know it’s illegal to open a sewing/yarn store without naming it something punny?
yup. it’s the darn law 🧵
yup. it’s the darn law 🧵
October 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
did you know it’s illegal to open a sewing/yarn store without naming it something punny?
yup. it’s the darn law 🧵
yup. it’s the darn law 🧵
pinterest is so funny
October 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
pinterest is so funny
when i see ppl leaf-blowing on a windy day
October 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
when i see ppl leaf-blowing on a windy day
“what you reckon we should call the crow-scarer”
October 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“what you reckon we should call the crow-scarer”