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Dear Diarrhy, Twitter sent me
having an old house means carefully Sandwalking around all the loudest hall/stairs creaks so as not to wake up the kids
January 7, 2026 at 2:54 PM
me after buying preposterous sparkly party clothes all year: “I think I’ll stay in this NYE”
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
old lady thrift store cashier asked if the krusty the clown sweatshirt i was buying was for my husband and when i said it’s for me she did this to the other old lady thrift store cashiers lolll
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
the many ppl who described this yarn as “soft” in their online reviews have never known softness. sad.
December 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
evergreen scene from a A Child’s Christmas in Wales
December 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
thinking about the audiobook version
December 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
the gulf that gapes between us if you don’t love the same christmas movies as me
December 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
closing some browser tabs
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
ha! silly child! no, you cannot have halloween candy for breakfast! tsk and scoff… now eat your sugary cereal, cake-like donut, and/or syrup slathered pancakes
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
mmm yes i’m familiar, i’ve seen a gif or two on the subject
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
me: consumerism is a scourge on humanity’s collective soul & one and only planet

also me: ok unfortunately I do need this 15oz Toronto Blue Jays coffee mug tho

(for healing)
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
AI has broken google in the most devastating way this morning 😭
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Blue Jays World Series Game 6 on Halloween Night
let’s gooooooo 💙

This Will Be Our Year - The Zombies
October 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
the double LLs is very funny
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Reposted by lyndsay
October 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ HOME RUN DERBY
October 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Blue Jays fans are going as zombies this Halloween, no matter what their costumes are 🫩
October 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Snell was just barely holding them back. Annihilation ❕💙❕
October 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
crocheting and listening to the ALCS game 7 radio broadcast like i’m 100 years old
October 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Reposted by lyndsay
It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
www.thefarside.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
in love with this supplemental mise-en-scene someone attached to their online review of yarn (which only mentions liking the colour)
October 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
did you know it’s illegal to open a sewing/yarn store without naming it something punny?
yup. it’s the darn law 🧵
October 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
pinterest is so funny
October 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
when i see ppl leaf-blowing on a windy day
October 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“what you reckon we should call the crow-scarer”
October 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM