Maybe a comically large key to Greenland.
January 17, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Maybe a comically large key to Greenland.
I'm an angsty assassin.
December 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I'm an angsty assassin.
Charbonnet sounds like a hybrid wine grape they grow in Missouri and Texas.
December 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Charbonnet sounds like a hybrid wine grape they grow in Missouri and Texas.
Pretty niche hate indeed. My kid has ADHD. She's a delightful extrovert who enjoys softball, drawing, and reading graphic novels. Her medication allows her to pay attention in class and do her homework, otherwise she can't. Not sure where the OOGA-BOOGA is there
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Pretty niche hate indeed. My kid has ADHD. She's a delightful extrovert who enjoys softball, drawing, and reading graphic novels. Her medication allows her to pay attention in class and do her homework, otherwise she can't. Not sure where the OOGA-BOOGA is there
$10 million plus a couple of houses is enough to live super comfortably. It's not "buy a private island" rich, but it's "don't have to work and take nice vacations" rich.
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
$10 million plus a couple of houses is enough to live super comfortably. It's not "buy a private island" rich, but it's "don't have to work and take nice vacations" rich.
I'm pretty sure you could make hot dogs out of goat meat and nobody would know the difference.
November 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I'm pretty sure you could make hot dogs out of goat meat and nobody would know the difference.
The bird gauntlet was misery itself.
September 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The bird gauntlet was misery itself.
My dad, my husband, my daughter, and I all have the same blood type. I wonder why we don't all behave the same and have the same food preferences....
September 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My dad, my husband, my daughter, and I all have the same blood type. I wonder why we don't all behave the same and have the same food preferences....
I was seated next to Jo Walton at a restaurant at an airport once. I didn't want to be weird so I didn't say "Hi, I enjoy your work" (or anything else). I still regret it. Even if it wasn't her, not-Jo-Walton would have had a funny story out of it.
September 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I was seated next to Jo Walton at a restaurant at an airport once. I didn't want to be weird so I didn't say "Hi, I enjoy your work" (or anything else). I still regret it. Even if it wasn't her, not-Jo-Walton would have had a funny story out of it.
It's this the opposite of the TERF argument about trans men, that they are just poor confused girls with too much internalized misogyny? So which is it? Being a (white) man is the worst, or being a man is better than the alternative?
September 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It's this the opposite of the TERF argument about trans men, that they are just poor confused girls with too much internalized misogyny? So which is it? Being a (white) man is the worst, or being a man is better than the alternative?
They really are the Good Place committee. Congratulate themselves on their pointless decisions and avoid doing anything (or even advocating anything) that requires making changes. Maintaining the status quo for themselves and their fellow travelers is most important.
August 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
They really are the Good Place committee. Congratulate themselves on their pointless decisions and avoid doing anything (or even advocating anything) that requires making changes. Maintaining the status quo for themselves and their fellow travelers is most important.
The paleo rationale is that seed oils contain too much omega 6, and that they contribute to inflammation by being an easily oxidized polyunsaturated fat. I don't know if either of these are true, or if they just sound sciency enough to make people think there's something to it.
August 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The paleo rationale is that seed oils contain too much omega 6, and that they contribute to inflammation by being an easily oxidized polyunsaturated fat. I don't know if either of these are true, or if they just sound sciency enough to make people think there's something to it.
Driving down a street in my suburb, this car on my bumper for about 1/2 mile, we're maybe 200 yards from a large intersection with a light. I was driving a reasonable speed. And this car passed me on the left. And then got stuck at the red light.
August 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Driving down a street in my suburb, this car on my bumper for about 1/2 mile, we're maybe 200 yards from a large intersection with a light. I was driving a reasonable speed. And this car passed me on the left. And then got stuck at the red light.
My 10 year old had a friend over for a sleepover. Before I went to bed (not them, obvs), I asked if they had brushed their teeth. Both said yes. I asked if they had flossed. My kid said yes. I asked the other kid, and she said "Oh, I never floss."
July 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My 10 year old had a friend over for a sleepover. Before I went to bed (not them, obvs), I asked if they had brushed their teeth. Both said yes. I asked if they had flossed. My kid said yes. I asked the other kid, and she said "Oh, I never floss."
I love 'Doors of Eden'. Great ideas, and it did not go at all where I expected.
June 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I love 'Doors of Eden'. Great ideas, and it did not go at all where I expected.
I hear you. I want there to be a difference in tone between "trying to be legit historical fiction" and "wink wink nudge nudge anachronisms galore" books. No mashups, because I agree, that comes across as sort of not really trying.
May 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I hear you. I want there to be a difference in tone between "trying to be legit historical fiction" and "wink wink nudge nudge anachronisms galore" books. No mashups, because I agree, that comes across as sort of not really trying.
You should definitely tell baristas your name is Bambi and see what happens.
February 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You should definitely tell baristas your name is Bambi and see what happens.
I drive way too fast without a seat belt against the flow of traffic. I shoot bombs and fireballs and heat-seeking shells at other vehicles.
January 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I drive way too fast without a seat belt against the flow of traffic. I shoot bombs and fireballs and heat-seeking shells at other vehicles.
Our Heroes are going to get out of this Terrible Situation. And the bad guys probably will not. That's cozy.
December 16, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Our Heroes are going to get out of this Terrible Situation. And the bad guys probably will not. That's cozy.
MH husbands speaks fluent French but he had no experience ordering coffee in French. At a Starbucks in Montreal, after similar fumbling, the barista said "just order it in English".
December 3, 2024 at 5:36 PM
MH husbands speaks fluent French but he had no experience ordering coffee in French. At a Starbucks in Montreal, after similar fumbling, the barista said "just order it in English".
I am Ycäts, a set of plush kittens in various colors and patterns.
November 29, 2024 at 4:47 AM
I am Ycäts, a set of plush kittens in various colors and patterns.
Wtf is wrong with people?
November 23, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Wtf is wrong with people?