If you don't clearly indicate the cigar smoking evil woman, is it a seedy underworld?

It felt like what I'd imagine watching Fear and Loathing would be if you went shot for shot, drug for drug. Except being stone cold sober.

BILLIE'S SONG WAS SUCH A BORING ASS COMPOSITION, AT LEAST MADONNA'S MADE YOU FEEL SOMETHING

In my house we have a similar sliver counter by the stove, and it stores baking sheets and cutting boards in the cabinet, and measuring tools in the drawer. It also has a cabinet in the head space, so eliminating it wouldn't make sense, but it is usable.

Which, if the other side was in another zip code, is a reasonable concern. This is maybe 10-ft

Now THAT is a complaint I 100% am behind. They don't show the pantry either. Hopefully the fridge is there, this is just a glamour walk through, and the pantry was deemed "not aesthetic enough".

All of which are reasonable concerns, but this kitchen is comfortably small, a pivot and step to move between stove and sink. Not a massive McMansion where they are separated by an NCAA rated football field.

Meanwhile, someone else was complaining there ISN'T a work surface to the left of the stove

Oh heaven forbid you only have a massive, terrazzo work surface facing a beautiful window between the stove and the sink (which faces a beautiful window into the garden) without any work surfaces to the left of the stove.

Also in what world is that kitchen floor dirty??? It's a marble tile.

That's a fairly easy problem to fix

I mean, it is Houston

But at least they're slightly with joy: she's finally caught up with her friends