aquifier
@aquifier.bsky.social
Stress testing SOB. I hate dictators; put them in the front seat with me. I don’t use AI-slop. Don’t touch me. Pick good arguments; pick better opponents. I used to make things.
Am I the only that sees it????
February 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Am I the only that sees it????
Hey,
Remember when Elon Musk called the British diver in Thailand who just wanted to save the kids and didn’t like Elon’s plan to fit a small child into a submarine (lol, what) so he lashed out and called him a “pedo guy.”
But it was Musk that was the actual pedo. Check the date of his tweet. Ya.
Remember when Elon Musk called the British diver in Thailand who just wanted to save the kids and didn’t like Elon’s plan to fit a small child into a submarine (lol, what) so he lashed out and called him a “pedo guy.”
But it was Musk that was the actual pedo. Check the date of his tweet. Ya.
February 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Hey,
Remember when Elon Musk called the British diver in Thailand who just wanted to save the kids and didn’t like Elon’s plan to fit a small child into a submarine (lol, what) so he lashed out and called him a “pedo guy.”
But it was Musk that was the actual pedo. Check the date of his tweet. Ya.
Remember when Elon Musk called the British diver in Thailand who just wanted to save the kids and didn’t like Elon’s plan to fit a small child into a submarine (lol, what) so he lashed out and called him a “pedo guy.”
But it was Musk that was the actual pedo. Check the date of his tweet. Ya.
Yeah this is way too badass to be insulting. Artist REALLY missed the mark, sadly.
In other news, this was my youngest feeding Bondi some pellets a few years back. She got a bit aggressive so we never went back. Figured she would eventually just get hit by a car or something.
In other news, this was my youngest feeding Bondi some pellets a few years back. She got a bit aggressive so we never went back. Figured she would eventually just get hit by a car or something.
February 12, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Yeah this is way too badass to be insulting. Artist REALLY missed the mark, sadly.
In other news, this was my youngest feeding Bondi some pellets a few years back. She got a bit aggressive so we never went back. Figured she would eventually just get hit by a car or something.
In other news, this was my youngest feeding Bondi some pellets a few years back. She got a bit aggressive so we never went back. Figured she would eventually just get hit by a car or something.
Here you go internet
February 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Here you go internet
Interesting. I’m just going to go watch some tv now.
February 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Interesting. I’m just going to go watch some tv now.
Nobody likes pedophiles bruh 🫡🖕🤭🖕
February 12, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Nobody likes pedophiles bruh 🫡🖕🤭🖕
It’s funny because it’s true 🫠
February 11, 2026 at 4:26 PM
It’s funny because it’s true 🫠
Here's a stupid robot (Atlas) literally breaking its own hip to stabilize after a backflip because it was too stupid to do the backflip on such a poor surface and utter lack of footing.
www.reddit.com/r/singularit...
Top comment is impressed with its ability to "recover."
Smrt.
🤦♂️
www.reddit.com/r/singularit...
Top comment is impressed with its ability to "recover."
Smrt.
🤦♂️
February 11, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Here's a stupid robot (Atlas) literally breaking its own hip to stabilize after a backflip because it was too stupid to do the backflip on such a poor surface and utter lack of footing.
www.reddit.com/r/singularit...
Top comment is impressed with its ability to "recover."
Smrt.
🤦♂️
www.reddit.com/r/singularit...
Top comment is impressed with its ability to "recover."
Smrt.
🤦♂️
They want $1337 usd for this thing that will last about a six months before the pleather disintegrates. Since its special edition, good luck getting parts.
Ladies and gents. We have just started with the stupidity. Strap yourselves in. Idiocracy is gonna hurt!!
Ladies and gents. We have just started with the stupidity. Strap yourselves in. Idiocracy is gonna hurt!!
February 11, 2026 at 12:56 AM
They want $1337 usd for this thing that will last about a six months before the pleather disintegrates. Since its special edition, good luck getting parts.
Ladies and gents. We have just started with the stupidity. Strap yourselves in. Idiocracy is gonna hurt!!
Ladies and gents. We have just started with the stupidity. Strap yourselves in. Idiocracy is gonna hurt!!
LMAO. Spent a pretty penny to get this story out there right before the bobble pops. Smart or panic driven. 😆
Get fucked ai fuckboys!!!
Get fucked ai fuckboys!!!
February 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM
LMAO. Spent a pretty penny to get this story out there right before the bobble pops. Smart or panic driven. 😆
Get fucked ai fuckboys!!!
Get fucked ai fuckboys!!!
The ideal placement really is on top of each other. People who put them side by side and leave the split in the middle will always be jacking their heads too far, left or right.
Bad ergos will make you feel like you’re 150 at 35. Just sayin.
Bad ergos will make you feel like you’re 150 at 35. Just sayin.
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
The ideal placement really is on top of each other. People who put them side by side and leave the split in the middle will always be jacking their heads too far, left or right.
Bad ergos will make you feel like you’re 150 at 35. Just sayin.
Bad ergos will make you feel like you’re 150 at 35. Just sayin.
Apple. 2026. Vibe coding.
February 8, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Apple. 2026. Vibe coding.
I don’t know about y’all, but I see them like this
February 8, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I don’t know about y’all, but I see them like this
Apple went from spunky rebel to literally sitting next to a dictator in 20y.
Remember when they told us 'On January 24th, Apple Computer will introduce Macintosh. And you'll see why 1984 won't be like"1984"'.
Cook spent his night watching Melania while Alex Pretti was assassinated that very night
Remember when they told us 'On January 24th, Apple Computer will introduce Macintosh. And you'll see why 1984 won't be like"1984"'.
Cook spent his night watching Melania while Alex Pretti was assassinated that very night
February 7, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Apple went from spunky rebel to literally sitting next to a dictator in 20y.
Remember when they told us 'On January 24th, Apple Computer will introduce Macintosh. And you'll see why 1984 won't be like"1984"'.
Cook spent his night watching Melania while Alex Pretti was assassinated that very night
Remember when they told us 'On January 24th, Apple Computer will introduce Macintosh. And you'll see why 1984 won't be like"1984"'.
Cook spent his night watching Melania while Alex Pretti was assassinated that very night
Sorry, I'm going to fact check this. It was $1m. Personally. From his own bank. He left Apple out of it.
My bad.
My bad.
February 7, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Sorry, I'm going to fact check this. It was $1m. Personally. From his own bank. He left Apple out of it.
My bad.
My bad.
Hey.
The guy who posted the image below on Truth Social IS all over them like it was his job.
MAGA trying to scrub the image from the internet. Lest we forget.
A traitor and domestic terrorist sits on the throne. GET HIM OFF!!!
The guy who posted the image below on Truth Social IS all over them like it was his job.
MAGA trying to scrub the image from the internet. Lest we forget.
A traitor and domestic terrorist sits on the throne. GET HIM OFF!!!
February 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Hey.
The guy who posted the image below on Truth Social IS all over them like it was his job.
MAGA trying to scrub the image from the internet. Lest we forget.
A traitor and domestic terrorist sits on the throne. GET HIM OFF!!!
The guy who posted the image below on Truth Social IS all over them like it was his job.
MAGA trying to scrub the image from the internet. Lest we forget.
A traitor and domestic terrorist sits on the throne. GET HIM OFF!!!
Cook’s legacy folks. Nothing but false promises, shady af UX dark patterns and a Trump supporter.
And now I have to love with this? Zero way to remove the nag.
Absolutely get bent! What a complete disaster.
And now I have to love with this? Zero way to remove the nag.
Absolutely get bent! What a complete disaster.
February 6, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Cook’s legacy folks. Nothing but false promises, shady af UX dark patterns and a Trump supporter.
And now I have to love with this? Zero way to remove the nag.
Absolutely get bent! What a complete disaster.
And now I have to love with this? Zero way to remove the nag.
Absolutely get bent! What a complete disaster.
Here it is, we don't want the internet to forget:
February 6, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Here it is, we don't want the internet to forget:
You mean move onto this???
February 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
You mean move onto this???
Trump just posted this. This dude is insane. Absolutely lost his mind. WTF
February 6, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Trump just posted this. This dude is insane. Absolutely lost his mind. WTF
