This feels like something the undead would drink to replenish HP

yes it would, there's so much room and you don't even need to worry about some of that space being taken up by an enchanting table since there's a spot dedicated to that

chair finally gave in to the voices....

of the void

"Okay" and "Cancel" buttons be like:

Happy birb day! Well on a good side it's all well
Here's to more Riolu years

those who say "time heals all wounds" probably never suffered from childhood trauma.