If my PC could stop having issues for like more than a month? That'd be awesome

I've gone and given myself a craving. Thought I smelled Texas toast, and now I want a bacon cheeseburger with Texas toast instead of a bun... 🤤

Why must every multiplayer game constantly remove me from lobbies regardless of wifi and ping? I just loooooovvveeee streaming for 20 minutes and 10 of it is the lobby 🙄

How is it possible to be both full and hungry?? Make up your mind tummy, we just ate

Dear timezones,
Kindly go fuck yourself.

Sincerely, Arachnae 👑🕷