Lexie, Spider Enthusiast
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Lexie, Spider Enthusiast
@arachnocommunist.bsky.social
Bad taste in music, worse taste in video games. Daughter of Baphomet. Proud debatephobe. Servant of the yuri agenda. She/Her/It/Its

See my writing! https://archiveofourown.org/users/Lexie_Graves/pseuds/Lexie_Graves
anyway I hope everyone's doing as fantastic as possible today
October 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
August 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"I once saw a police dog, the mitochondrial parasite energy, it was too much and it mutated into some kind of fucked up cerberus. It really, it makes you think, this is the future liberals want for America, to be a fucked up cerberus dog or maybe a dinosaur skeleton come back to life."
August 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"Why won't you just quietly sacrifice yourself so I don't even have to feel bad about my hunger to see you all dead? It's like you don't even want a tasteful memorial we'll deadname you on in twenty years!"
August 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
i don't know if i can keep the deck together because i'll need some of its parts soon but i have had a ton of fun games with her
May 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
this even gives me a great excuse to post the myth, the legend, hero of ravnica, the pride of hull clade, because look at how much better a design this good boy is!
May 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
and mission complete, i would not recommend the gquacks as a first kit but this fucker does look gorgeous once it's done
May 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
i've generated More Spirits Than You'd Think quite a bit with this in my Marina Vendrell deck
April 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
LIIIIIIISTENNNNN:
April 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
furthermore:
March 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
allow me to present the Mermaid Gundam from Mobile Fighter G Gundam
March 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i am going full circle and tonight will be the inaugural ride of the cleverest girl
March 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
oh why don't you regard my dog in a rare moment of not being very upset by extremely loud air molecules
March 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
oh yeah from earlier in the week, i absolutely did go play magic in my let's go birds (transsexual) shirt by ToxicFemme
February 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
i'd say i'm sorry but i mean i'm clearly not or i wouldn't do this
February 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
and yet we persist
February 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
there's about to be a new rendition of Shorikai's art in a secret lair from one of the pokemon tcg artists
February 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
January 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
i can be perceived, as a treat
January 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
as alluded to earlier, peanut butter cookies
January 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
anyway why not have a selfie of lexie as a treat
January 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Hi I'm Lexie (she/her/it/its) and I love flowers, spiders, and my girlfriend @mysteriousm.bsky.social . I'm also increasingly leaning into writing, which you can find linked in my profile!
January 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
it's legal to say nice things about me still for 18 days you know
January 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Yahweh: You're probably expecting me to say transphobe here but as the creator of all things he also created trans people. He sucks of course so I would not rate him as an ally.
January 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Fenris the Wolf: As the embodiment of destruction Fenris is firmly in favor of destroying your gender, strong ally.
January 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM