Lara
@arafrances.bsky.social
Former graphic designer for a condom company. I still see *so many* dicks every day.
Looking for work
Looking for work
Roll Physiognomy to measure your enemies brainpan
December 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Roll Physiognomy to measure your enemies brainpan
Never meet your heroes
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Never meet your heroes
Did you know that Benoit Blanc was originally supposed to have facial hair but the actor's wife vetoed it? For more info, just look up "Daniel Craig Rachel Weisz Beard"
December 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Did you know that Benoit Blanc was originally supposed to have facial hair but the actor's wife vetoed it? For more info, just look up "Daniel Craig Rachel Weisz Beard"
He found out TODAY that China is capitalist
December 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
He found out TODAY that China is capitalist
Local news folks are always quoting my boss on shit and I'm pretty sure it's because he's just emailing them his opinions and they put that in their stories to hit word count
December 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Local news folks are always quoting my boss on shit and I'm pretty sure it's because he's just emailing them his opinions and they put that in their stories to hit word count
Me me I'm the lesbian snorers
It's not my fault my pecs and tits are so huge that they strangle me at night
It's not my fault my pecs and tits are so huge that they strangle me at night
December 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Me me I'm the lesbian snorers
It's not my fault my pecs and tits are so huge that they strangle me at night
It's not my fault my pecs and tits are so huge that they strangle me at night
Fuck you I'm having more coffee to spite you
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Fuck you I'm having more coffee to spite you
Semen retention presidency
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Semen retention presidency
The McAllister's ran guns for the Contras
December 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The McAllister's ran guns for the Contras
Omg his hard hat.... He's naked without his protection
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Omg his hard hat.... He's naked without his protection
Nishida learning a lot about himself after seeing Saejmas soft, plump, warm, inviting, kissable lips
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Nishida learning a lot about himself after seeing Saejmas soft, plump, warm, inviting, kissable lips
As long as we also get quaaludes back
December 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
As long as we also get quaaludes back
Black bean crunchwrap supreme fresco style and a Baja blast
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Black bean crunchwrap supreme fresco style and a Baja blast