Wow. I have ventured into the depths of wikipedia, and today I have learned some things about Canada.

There’s only one deranged person here, and it’s not Rob Reiner.

He looks pretty much just like the Illinois Nazis, which would be comical if it wasn’t so repulsive.

Is this about him not knowing how to flip a coin?

Rumpole!

Hush! Do not anger him lest fire rain down from the heavens and the earth be rent asunder.

The albino squirrel in my backyard.

Came here to make this joke

These kinds of trips are unforgettable life experiences. Your enthusiasm is contagious, and I want to catch it!

It really is alien. I realize that, say, Mike Johnson is already a soulless husk of a human, like the shed carapace of a cicada, but I wonder if some of these other people can feel themselves rotting from within when they go home at night. Trumpism is like a necrotic spider bite to the soul.

Ruffs make everything more delightful

He's got you there

I omitted the capers

Jesus Christ.

“The study equates the pollution impact from inhalers to the emissions of driving more than half a million cars annually.”

Hm. I wonder how many actual cars there are driving around?