Yeah that's just a different person, i don't think any surgeon can change how far apart your eyes are

Oh damn, don't count out Americans' love for underdogs

I was just going to give up on a scientific experiment and throw it out to go on Christmas break, then finally got a positive measurement that completely changed the project last night. Am i a wizard?

I just switched to libreoffice.

I think a lot of us have been choosing slop lately.

That worked great in SimCity 2000. Other than the fires.

Diddy's probably not showing up on the charts because he can't rap.

Is he more of a farm/ranch owner? Who employs a bunch exploited, undocumented farm laborers?

Any ending can be ambiguous if you're too stupid to understand what's happening.

That's 1/100,000

That's why we need to bring immigrants to do all the tech company jobs Americans are too stupid to do, right?

I mean... you can pay a person's way through school, but you cannot make her think

Robot death panels