Arcane Dendroglyph
@arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social
Wrangler of angry pixies. Suffering from destinesia. Used computers and internet for decades but treated 'social media' like a read-only device with an infectious disease.
Hi At Work, I'm Taking The Piss
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Hi At Work, I'm Taking The Piss
Isn't that basically "How To Train Your Dragon"
December 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Isn't that basically "How To Train Your Dragon"
Oppaiheimer
December 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Oppaiheimer
I was going to snark and recommend Johnson's Paste Wax if you were over seventy, but then I remembered that there's people about who might actually try it.
Don't.
Don't.
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I was going to snark and recommend Johnson's Paste Wax if you were over seventy, but then I remembered that there's people about who might actually try it.
Don't.
Don't.
Ackshully...
[unfolds portable whiteboard]
furry art has those 3 attributes as axis', and can exist anywhere on the adorable-nsfw-horror matrix space.
There also may exist a fourth 'furryness' axis, which if proven, would mean that everyone is a little furry.
[unfolds portable whiteboard]
furry art has those 3 attributes as axis', and can exist anywhere on the adorable-nsfw-horror matrix space.
There also may exist a fourth 'furryness' axis, which if proven, would mean that everyone is a little furry.
December 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Ackshully...
[unfolds portable whiteboard]
furry art has those 3 attributes as axis', and can exist anywhere on the adorable-nsfw-horror matrix space.
There also may exist a fourth 'furryness' axis, which if proven, would mean that everyone is a little furry.
[unfolds portable whiteboard]
furry art has those 3 attributes as axis', and can exist anywhere on the adorable-nsfw-horror matrix space.
There also may exist a fourth 'furryness' axis, which if proven, would mean that everyone is a little furry.
Holidays at your house must be like navigating some kind of lore and legal minefield.
December 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Holidays at your house must be like navigating some kind of lore and legal minefield.
I'm surprised there's anything of you left, after all the redaction by this administration.
December 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm surprised there's anything of you left, after all the redaction by this administration.
Your hole is too big while also being too small.
December 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Your hole is too big while also being too small.
This is the way.
It is much harder, but it is the way.
It is much harder, but it is the way.
December 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This is the way.
It is much harder, but it is the way.
It is much harder, but it is the way.
It is the quality, quantity, or tone that you take issue with in the latter half?
December 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It is the quality, quantity, or tone that you take issue with in the latter half?
Just today, I try searching "overpopulation myth" without remembering exactly what I was looking for, I get mostly links to shit about Paul Ehrlich, the knucklehead who came up with the myth, not who debunked it.
December 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Just today, I try searching "overpopulation myth" without remembering exactly what I was looking for, I get mostly links to shit about Paul Ehrlich, the knucklehead who came up with the myth, not who debunked it.
You'll find no pointy garden implements or handheld luminaires from my camp, Mr. Shive. While writing may be mostly "steal an idea and file the serial numbers off", you've built up and delivered and it hits like it should. Well done.
I look forward to your follow-through.
I look forward to your follow-through.
December 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
You'll find no pointy garden implements or handheld luminaires from my camp, Mr. Shive. While writing may be mostly "steal an idea and file the serial numbers off", you've built up and delivered and it hits like it should. Well done.
I look forward to your follow-through.
I look forward to your follow-through.
Update: I stand corrected and pleasantly surprised.
December 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Update: I stand corrected and pleasantly surprised.
Teach her how to Overdrift
youtu.be/N2IWxqvsSY8?...
youtu.be/N2IWxqvsSY8?...
Overdrift
YouTube video by duncanbros
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Teach her how to Overdrift
youtu.be/N2IWxqvsSY8?...
youtu.be/N2IWxqvsSY8?...
Go forth and be gay.
December 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Go forth and be gay.
Bah, I can never remember how to spell that word, and I certainly don't have the keyboard layout to type it.
December 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Bah, I can never remember how to spell that word, and I certainly don't have the keyboard layout to type it.
Another fun fact: There was a can of sommestrung discovered stashed on a rafter in a house. It was thought to have been put there during a house party, some 30 years prior. The can was opened on a televised event, and (IIRC) the town mayor declared that "It still smells good!"
December 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Another fun fact: There was a can of sommestrung discovered stashed on a rafter in a house. It was thought to have been put there during a house party, some 30 years prior. The can was opened on a televised event, and (IIRC) the town mayor declared that "It still smells good!"
Oh gods I posted a YT link and it plays like 6 ads before the video
I'm so sorry, everyone
I'm so sorry, everyone
December 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Oh gods I posted a YT link and it plays like 6 ads before the video
I'm so sorry, everyone
I'm so sorry, everyone