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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 12h

My sweet, beautiful wife and I welcomed a powerful new foe/daughter one week ago today! Here are some more pages from the pamphlet they gave us at the hospital.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 8d

Hi friends I am welcoming a new baby tomorrow, I think! Here are some select pages from the brochure that mysteriously appears in your mailbox when someone in your household becomes pregnant

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 9d

almost octuber, get ready for 31 absolutely TWISTED drawings of potatoes

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 18d

We need a Marvel superhero who probably needs bifocals to look at their phone or read a menu, but they only have regular glasses so they just hold things really close and peer over their regular glasses.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 20d

Oh, the social media algorithm is an ever-tightening reward loop designed to extract every ounce of joy from my spirit and drive me insane? Pretty sure that’s what they said about reading the bible by candlelight.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 27d

Sorry for all the information!

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 28d

The animals can sense that your heart is not pure, I'm afraid.

Day 2 of sharing BRAND NEW ITEMS and THERE ARE MORE. Please go and peruse. Also everything is temporarily LESS costly, so let that fuel your appetites.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Aug 27

Thanks to everybody who came and visited my table at Fan Expo this past weekend. It was the nicest possible way to feel entombed in an endless brick of sweating human bodies! Some of the bodies stopped to talk, and that was lovely.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Aug 22

Starting next Wednesday, anyone can dress up as my original character “shit in his hair Sam” WITHOUT paying me the usual royalty of 8 million dollars

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Aug 22

Here’s some already posted content for you on this Friday. Also a rare picture of me standing in front of things because I am at @fanexpocanada all weekend long, with my things. Come find me at artist alley booth B02!

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Aug 21

If I were a wrestler, my special move would be to get really sad and then call my dad to come get me

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Aug 15

Also, for example, there could be a blue crystal that gives you ice powers, red for fire, etc.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Aug 12

Frasier is pronounced like brassiere

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Aug 12

To celebrate the coming of TUESDAY, here are several things.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Aug 7

They should invent a kind of baseball that has crying

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Aug 5

tshirt sketches. Are these good? Is anything?

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Jul 30

More parenting tips from my upcoming book "You are the Parent of a Child So Perhaps This Book is Relevant to You and You Should Open it and Read its Pages"

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Jul 29

Big Josh news from the world of Josh! Tag a Jonsh (formerly Josh)!

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Jul 28

“I whistled for a Jeff, and when it came near, the license plate said Jeff and there was a Jeff in the mirror”

-Theme from The Jeff Prince of Bel-Air

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Jul 24

sexy father time says YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME but also let's fuck

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Jul 23

the best part of summer is succumbing to the sand

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Jul 22

Where are you on a scale from boink to boink?

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Jul 21

Hey I didn't post anything for a while and it was nice but now I'm back so get ready for jokes that are more like ideas that are more like the loose, unfocused buzzing of a shirtless mind riding a weird horse.

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Jul 21

Things and stuff and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · Jul 19

My toddler keeps singing “Wayne, Wayne, go away” and maybe that’s just her pronunciation of “rain”, but I haven’t encountered a single Wayne in months

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