i blame this asshole for delaying my work on Fallen Games (the "random rpg" project)

genderbent MLP character turned fan character more like

interstellar criminal of all natural laws and also just a bit of a prick

idk something something funny tag line oh look he has a theme song too wow--

i’ve always wanted to make a fnaf fangame but i don’t think ill ever get there so this post will have to do

“nights working minimum wage”

no ghosts

the animatronic actually just wants to escape the building (you have to stop them)

and there’s an ai controlling the building that wants you dead

the only real video idea I have is documenting my journey trying to have a living collection of every Chao across the Dreamcast & Gamecube versions of BOTH Sonic Adventure games

the only hinderance being time and the fact that trying to buy (an NTSC copy of) SA2 for DC is ridiculously expensive

omw to be the most boring AVGN clone to finally make use of my NES, SNES, SFC, Game Boy Color(s), Nintendo 64, GameCube (& GBP), 2 Game Boy Advance(s), and most importantly

the two slim and one fat PS2s i bought before i got to mod one that didn’t abruptly die or have its ribbon cable eat my discs

although i do need a name for this project of mine,,, it’s not big enough to be a Bitt “venture” so perhaps it’s just game of Bitt “sketball”,,, Basketbitt? Bittball?

all i know for certain is i have a little robot, their name is Bitt, and they somehow chuck items of variable size with no arms

hardest part about my latest game project is actually the gameplay funnily enough

trying to make an arcade game fit within the NES’ 256x240 resolution is difficult, but i am determined to make it work >:T

its supposed to be prototype of a bigger platformer, but i want to refine the game feel first

might be a little upset over the fact i can’t seem to get GameMaker’s tileset system to play nice with collisions

guess im stuck with the good ol’ using objects for collisions method then

at least i can still use tilesets for the background if i make the objects invisible

the grind continues

you would think i would want to cook more to diversify my palette,,,

WRONG

i want to learn to cook more,, to learn to DRAW cooking more

its the perfect plan that i totally didn't just think of right now because i thought it would make a funny post

,,,but i can't live off of ramen forever

im not sure i want to say “i love cooking raw men” so i will put it in quotations it in a quote post

currently preparing the breakfast of champions: ramen with egg added for protein

adulting so hard rn guys you have no idea

maybe i should put the phone down so i can. uh. actually put the egg in.

the problem with all my sillier ideas is they get more complex the more i let them simmer

i have two projects tailored for RPG Maker but i keep falling out of it for silly things like UI design issues and i could spend the effort in GameMaker for more control

i care a lot for these goobers,, :,)

i’ve been considering getting into video creation but i haven’t been able to pin down what i should do/what’s entertaining

i’d start a patreon but i don’t feel like i make enough content to justify it (and ive been slacking on my comic)

but im sure i’ll get there eventually when it feels right to

to be frank i DO have ONE game i’ve published to GameJolt but it’s not really something im proud of outside of the fun i had making it

gamejolt.com/games/gelcat...

not how i wanted to debut Gelcat though,,

this game shares an old canon from before Razzomania and Gelcat’s glow up

he’s so cool,,,,

did i mention i’ve wanted to be a game dev?

no?

…probably because dont have anything refined enough for my liking to show yet

i keep jumping between ideas as i struggle to learn my preferred engine, GameMaker

but soon enough, you’ll spot who’s in the bigger ones in my other posts,,, i think.

i mean i say i draw but im just warning you now half the time all i do is basic ms paint doodle slop or funny composite me-me's

even "painting" isn't really in my skillset yet but i promise dearly that i will get there

i will need to get there..

for big plans... big plans.... [maniacal laughter]

FROM THE MOST ISOLATED OF DEPTHS

I AWAKEN ONCE MORE

( to plug my webcomic i need to work on more )