Jeff Garcia
archaicavidity.bsky.social
Jeff Garcia
@archaicavidity.bsky.social
I don't have no time for no monkey business | Part-time UMBC History Grad student | Full-time Orioles fan
My bank app suddenly reassuring my account is FDIC insured. I already knew that, but now I wonder why in the world you'd suddenly advertise this
December 11, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I know I've had a busy day working at the bookstore when I'm rewatching the pilot of How to Get Away with Murder and I'm looking at the volume sets they've got on the shelves and all the banker's boxes in the background. Like damn. We could use some of those
November 17, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Reposted by Jeff Garcia
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Reposted by Jeff Garcia
Guys, you're still trying to replace Twitter. I'm telling you we can't do it.

Now what we might be able to do is recreate it. Recreate it in the aggregate.
November 14, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Hey there, Mr. Blue
We're so pleased to be with you!
November 13, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Reposted by Jeff Garcia
SAG-AFTRA, the union representing tens of thousands of striking actors, announced a breakthrough deal with Hollywood studios Wednesday night.

If fully approved, the contract would bring an end to labor disputes that have crippled the U.S. entertainment industry since May.
SAG-AFTRA and Hollywood studios reach deal to end strike
A deal between SAG actors and production studios would end one of the longest work disruptions in Hollywood’s history.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 9, 2023 at 3:03 PM
And so it begins!
November 10, 2023 at 12:19 AM