Archangel Gabriel
@archangelicgabriel.bsky.social
Messenger of God, Prince of Heaven, and First-Order Archangel (currently on sabbatical)
I have never been drugged by Aziraphale, unless he has a unique cocoa recipe I don't know about. But that's unlikely.
I also don't recommend licking demons. Actions have consequences.
I also don't recommend licking demons. Actions have consequences.
December 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I have never been drugged by Aziraphale, unless he has a unique cocoa recipe I don't know about. But that's unlikely.
I also don't recommend licking demons. Actions have consequences.
I also don't recommend licking demons. Actions have consequences.
Have you looked at that image? I was the one carried away. You are something else.
December 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Have you looked at that image? I was the one carried away. You are something else.
The h-!
Uh. Yes. I, um. I forgot about that whole... thing. I'm surprised you thought the hugs were soft. Your corporation is small and knobbly. And strong.
Uh. Yes. I, um. I forgot about that whole... thing. I'm surprised you thought the hugs were soft. Your corporation is small and knobbly. And strong.
December 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The h-!
Uh. Yes. I, um. I forgot about that whole... thing. I'm surprised you thought the hugs were soft. Your corporation is small and knobbly. And strong.
Uh. Yes. I, um. I forgot about that whole... thing. I'm surprised you thought the hugs were soft. Your corporation is small and knobbly. And strong.
Hey. I am not soft. Nothing about me is soft.
December 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hey. I am not soft. Nothing about me is soft.
Why are you so defiant of Good things?
December 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Why are you so defiant of Good things?
Except in the case of assigned demons. Obviously.
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Except in the case of assigned demons. Obviously.
Only for the Greater Good.
December 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Only for the Greater Good.
I'm on sabbatical. Though if I wasn't, I would question who Oreos is and why they're being put on a shelf. Are they an accomplice to something?
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'm on sabbatical. Though if I wasn't, I would question who Oreos is and why they're being put on a shelf. Are they an accomplice to something?
Are you asking if rabbits are tied to God's Ineffable Plan and subject to both pious encouragements and demonic temptations? Or do you mean recreationally?
The answer is no.
The answer is no.
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Are you asking if rabbits are tied to God's Ineffable Plan and subject to both pious encouragements and demonic temptations? Or do you mean recreationally?
The answer is no.
The answer is no.
Oh right, the dirt jars. They sure had a lot of them.
December 3, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Oh right, the dirt jars. They sure had a lot of them.
Did we go into a shop together, or did you wander off? Your high energy on that last Visitation made everything a blur by the end.
December 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Did we go into a shop together, or did you wander off? Your high energy on that last Visitation made everything a blur by the end.
Very good.
I know what you mean - there are a few humans who work near Aziraphale's bookshop that still give me funny looks to this day.
I know what you mean - there are a few humans who work near Aziraphale's bookshop that still give me funny looks to this day.
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Very good.
I know what you mean - there are a few humans who work near Aziraphale's bookshop that still give me funny looks to this day.
I know what you mean - there are a few humans who work near Aziraphale's bookshop that still give me funny looks to this day.
"Lovely?" I'll take your word for it.
December 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"Lovely?" I'll take your word for it.
That, well. That is a depiction of a... complicated moment from the documentary. Not pornography either way - it's not a book.
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
That, well. That is a depiction of a... complicated moment from the documentary. Not pornography either way - it's not a book.
It seems you've moved on from wishing harm on principalities to judging the quality of demonic... acts. Do you ever take a day off?
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It seems you've moved on from wishing harm on principalities to judging the quality of demonic... acts. Do you ever take a day off?
That last thing is no surprise. I'm guessing he lost the key.
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
That last thing is no surprise. I'm guessing he lost the key.
It was a very brief phase that I only entered because I believed it was for the Greater Good.
Before that, little to no murder. Very rare if present at all. Though sometimes I considered manual personality adjustment.
Before that, little to no murder. Very rare if present at all. Though sometimes I considered manual personality adjustment.
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It was a very brief phase that I only entered because I believed it was for the Greater Good.
Before that, little to no murder. Very rare if present at all. Though sometimes I considered manual personality adjustment.
Before that, little to no murder. Very rare if present at all. Though sometimes I considered manual personality adjustment.
I'm assuming you've seen the latest documentary installment, so I will just say "no comment."
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I'm assuming you've seen the latest documentary installment, so I will just say "no comment."
Look at you, doing Good Works. I knew you could do it.
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Look at you, doing Good Works. I knew you could do it.
For your sake, I'll repeat "it could be argued" and leave it at that.
November 22, 2025 at 11:14 AM
For your sake, I'll repeat "it could be argued" and leave it at that.
There are a lot of bits out there that cause laughter and negatively impact humanity. Just look at the things that make my partner laugh.
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 AM
There are a lot of bits out there that cause laughter and negatively impact humanity. Just look at the things that make my partner laugh.