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Virginia Kemp
@archoness.bsky.social
Millennial dog mom in NYC

💕 Nature, books, gaming, crafting, culinary arts, high fantasy
Decided to try my hand at making the Walnut Maple Buns from Dessert Person since Peter had time for breakfast today.

When I make a new recipe, I normally start thinking of recipe tweaks as soon as I process the first bite. Nope; no notes. These are fire 🔥
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Sombra putting her stamp of approval on the sweet potatoes for tomorrow. She takes her role of dishwasher very seriously.

(Full disclosure - the spatula is in the sink where it belongs)

#DogsofBluesky
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Alton Brown going live is what my soul needed today.
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

My feast is tomorrow, so I’ll just sit here making my sides and living vicariously through your pics of food.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Don’t talk to me about hard games until you’ve completed a multi-continent corpse run AND gained back all lost experience in a hell level.

EQ players were in the trenches.
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
ATTN Zohran supporters in NYC: I suggest you call your council person to tell them they should NOT be voting for Julie Menin for Council Speaker.
A Moderate From Manhattan Claims Enough Support to Lead City Council
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
@meidastouch.com Would love to see you guys speak with Bernard Taylor for FL-21 if you haven’t already!
Knowing that their are so many families in need during this holiday, I took it upon myself with the help of the community to make sure at least 100 families could enjoy a great thanksgiving meal.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I don’t know why I bother making the bed every morning when I inevitably see this within an hour. #DogsofBluesky
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I don’t need Grok to roast this malignant smegrag who needed his kids to boost him out of Bronze in ranked Overwatch.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I may have been in a giddy menace mood last night when I found a bunch of stickers in my purse of my friend’s foster kitten reacting to Sombra.

There may or may not be a few more of these slapped on posts in the East Village…
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Love seeing the ducks that hang around the inlet in the park. Please enjoy some ducks.
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The Bill Clinton wax figure is still sitting at $6k. Which means you have two days to place a bid for $6,900. It’s funny, because sex.

But you have to promise me that you’ll affix a fellating Trump to it; otherwise you only get half points.

This is how we heal our country.
Some among us value one thing above art, unique experiences, and obscure props from TV shows. And that thing? Is merch. Go to JohnOliversJunk.com to bid on jackets, bags, mugs, and even knives emblazoned with the Last Week Tonight logo, so every part of your body can say “Yes, I watch that show.”
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The Mamdani Effect, everybody.
Q: Do you still plan to deploy the National Guard to New York City?

TRUMP: If they need it. Right now, other places need it more.
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Someone needs to find RFK Jr’s handle on AO3. This shit reads like fanfic smut.
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I can’t comment on how he smells, but can confirm 12/10 very charming.
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Ok one more Sombra timeline cleanse before bed because this was too cute.
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Not that we need a timeline cleanse today, but look how fucking cute this dog is 🥰
#DogsofBluesky
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Daily reminder that this beauty is still up for grabs. I don’t have the money nor the skill to transform this into a Bubba effigy, but I’m sure one of you guys knows someone who can.

@pearlmania500.bsky.social, could this be part of a HBDT monument?
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Sean Duffy is a loser who sleeps in jeans.
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Does Zohran have boomer conservative relatives that he practiced on? Can he hold a seminar on how to handle them, preferably before Thanksgiving? Even a pamphlet will do.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Trump giving Zohran the full Bubba AND MTG resigning in the same day?

Please for the love of all that is good don’t let this be the wine.
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I picked the right day to open a bottle of wine. Holy fuck.
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Fuck yeah - it is a happy Friday now. Let the vibes and the Costco Bordeaux floweth.
November 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Let’s see my Dad try and shit on my new mayor at Thanksgiving now!
KILMEADE: ”I think JD Vance is jealous. I think the president wants to use Zohran as a running mate.”
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Turns out sometimes what you need to get out of a funk is throwing on some red lipstick and going to your favorite coffee shop to spend the day working on the writing project you stepped away from for months with a glass of wine.

Oh, and also watching whatever the fuck just happened today in DC. 😂
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM