Sam Ardent
@ardentpig.bsky.social
Oink, Sir! 🐷 Greymuzzle musk hound with optional pup hood. Old school service faggot - but smile when you say that, mister! 🔞
As long as your spouse has first dibs
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
As long as your spouse has first dibs
Still one of the friendliest bare asses on my feed
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Still one of the friendliest bare asses on my feed
He knows the effect he has on us
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
He knows the effect he has on us
It says something that four horses prefer to share this piggy rather than finding separate partners. They know the good stuff.
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It says something that four horses prefer to share this piggy rather than finding separate partners. They know the good stuff.
spoken like a true, humble pig
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
spoken like a true, humble pig
In this situation it's really all about who's curating the line, or indeed if anyone is. In any case, you may never find out who took their turn in the back.
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
In this situation it's really all about who's curating the line, or indeed if anyone is. In any case, you may never find out who took their turn in the back.
That's awesome and I want to see you ride one
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
That's awesome and I want to see you ride one
It's the promise of greater things to come.
Or maybe you're just hungry for a burrito.
Or maybe you're just hungry for a burrito.
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It's the promise of greater things to come.
Or maybe you're just hungry for a burrito.
Or maybe you're just hungry for a burrito.
Envious of them both
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Envious of them both
"Just relax and be a hole". Words I'd love to hear.
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
"Just relax and be a hole". Words I'd love to hear.
I should be so lucky
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I should be so lucky
Yes, Truck. He knows exactly what the side hustle is and seems more than fine with it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Yes, Truck. He knows exactly what the side hustle is and seems more than fine with it.
Nekkidness finds a way
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Nekkidness finds a way
He knows what he’s got
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
He knows what he’s got
Will this also work on pigs?
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Will this also work on pigs?
We'll have to make do with pizza and barbecue
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
We'll have to make do with pizza and barbecue
Your failure (at that particular task, anyway) is our delight
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Your failure (at that particular task, anyway) is our delight
Miles won't be able to help himself, either, when he sees this
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Miles won't be able to help himself, either, when he sees this