Keir Starmer’s favourite Beatles album is “The Best of The Beatles”.

She’s only human - Becky is the GOAT. It’s not just me saying it either - Sports Illustrated is saying it too.

There’s still some sport(s entertainment) on tonight that might redeem the day for you!

Time to buy shares in misplaced apostrophes.

I hated his character in Game of Thrones. All he ever did was talk about himself.

That noise that Rolf used to make that sounded like an obscene phone call…we should’ve known right then that he was a wrong’un.

“Cinema’s”, “movies”, ”math”… This one is just bait for the miserable complainers, isn’t it?

Monzo too.

Gig in release week maybe?

Me too. I reckon it’s my favourite Crowded House b-side as it goes.

Alexa vs Roxanne next week will be a good one I think!

Now, go home and get your fucking shinebox!

Don’t listen to it - give it 28 eggs.

Glad to see you back!

Excellent work. Next time, a name change to “Rothermere touches kids” might work? You could pair it with a picture of him hugging his kids in a wholesome way so that there’s no misunderstanding from the lawyers (some people will just jump to conclusions otherwise).

*receptacle only accepts extremely weak lemon drink