Trashbag McGarbage
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Albania: Killing Eve the Musical.
May 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Albania: Killing Eve the Musical.
San Marino, fun to say - San Marinoooo! - have a catchy song that's kind of taking the piss out of Italy. It'll do alright.
May 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
San Marino, fun to say - San Marinoooo! - have a catchy song that's kind of taking the piss out of Italy. It'll do alright.
There's no better joke about France's number than Graham's "severe digestive issues" quip
May 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
There's no better joke about France's number than Graham's "severe digestive issues" quip
Sweden attempting to make sure that Malmö isn't going to be bothered by all this again next year by singing about sweaty saunas, but it could easily backfire
May 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Sweden attempting to make sure that Malmö isn't going to be bothered by all this again next year by singing about sweaty saunas, but it could easily backfire
Denmark's vital costume change had all the grace of a shop assistant asking if madam would like to try a larger size
May 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Denmark's vital costume change had all the grace of a shop assistant asking if madam would like to try a larger size
I've been to Madeira and these whiny lads would have done much better by penning a song about drinking a fucking shitload of roadside bar poncha
May 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I've been to Madeira and these whiny lads would have done much better by penning a song about drinking a fucking shitload of roadside bar poncha
Good that they made Malta change their lyrics on the quiet so that we don't have any idea what it might be about. Banging!
May 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Good that they made Malta change their lyrics on the quiet so that we don't have any idea what it might be about. Banging!
I bet you couldn't do this Swiss one quite the same in German. KRANKENHAUS!
May 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I bet you couldn't do this Swiss one quite the same in German. KRANKENHAUS!
Armenia's one just makes me think of Remi Gaillard doing a Rocky montage in a supermarket, running on a checkout conveyor belt and beating up a ham
May 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Armenia's one just makes me think of Remi Gaillard doing a Rocky montage in a supermarket, running on a checkout conveyor belt and beating up a ham
Greece I've got nothing. Unremarkable song performed from what seemed to be a Spinal Tap mistakenly-sized Rockall
May 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Greece I've got nothing. Unremarkable song performed from what seemed to be a Spinal Tap mistakenly-sized Rockall
If a star fell and banged on your roof, Germany, it couldn't have been a very big star. And you could just ask them both to leave.
May 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If a star fell and banged on your roof, Germany, it couldn't have been a very big star. And you could just ask them both to leave.
Poland's one is a mid-game Baldur's Gate cutscene that you would instinctively skip the first time it came up
May 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Poland's one is a mid-game Baldur's Gate cutscene that you would instinctively skip the first time it came up
Italy making a hash of some subprime Queen/Elton/Beatles/Dylan medley. And the piano didn't catch on fire. Merda.
May 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Italy making a hash of some subprime Queen/Elton/Beatles/Dylan medley. And the piano didn't catch on fire. Merda.
Finland! Big energy music for a fight scene montage in a 1980s cartoon action movie. And a fucking *great* (no pun) finish! Best work yet
May 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Finland! Big energy music for a fight scene montage in a 1980s cartoon action movie. And a fucking *great* (no pun) finish! Best work yet
Netherlands with a little bit of mind piano, multilingualism, interpretive dance. But, despite all that, otherwise just 'la'. No.
May 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Netherlands with a little bit of mind piano, multilingualism, interpretive dance. But, despite all that, otherwise just 'la'. No.
I don't know what's going on in Latvia's one but consider me par-whelmed. If a dragon comes out at the end I'll take it back.
May 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I don't know what's going on in Latvia's one but consider me par-whelmed. If a dragon comes out at the end I'll take it back.
Iceland making me feel simultaneously old - because they're all 12 - and inexplicably young, because this is pure 1994 energy including a fiddle backing. Check their room for Levellers CDs.
May 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Iceland making me feel simultaneously old - because they're all 12 - and inexplicably young, because this is pure 1994 energy including a fiddle backing. Check their room for Levellers CDs.
Austria combining their key national ingredients of err maritime peril on their high seas, and the theme to White Lotus
May 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Austria combining their key national ingredients of err maritime peril on their high seas, and the theme to White Lotus
The UK one is surely.an unaired sitcom 'musical episode' (e.g. Scrubs, Buffy, House) taken out of context and served up with no explanation. And actually not bad.
May 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The UK one is surely.an unaired sitcom 'musical episode' (e.g. Scrubs, Buffy, House) taken out of context and served up with no explanation. And actually not bad.
Props to the host for unexpectedly good Swiss joke of, "we don't have feelings, we have money"
May 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Props to the host for unexpectedly good Swiss joke of, "we don't have feelings, we have money"
Ukraine's number is so disturbingly 1970s folkpop that there's a real risk of all of our parents turning up in it.
May 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Ukraine's number is so disturbingly 1970s folkpop that there's a real risk of all of our parents turning up in it.
Spain's start is very strong: Disney villainess meets Carmen Sandiego, reduced by blurring into a fairly average Europop number, but lifted again by really going for the money note.
May 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Spain's start is very strong: Disney villainess meets Carmen Sandiego, reduced by blurring into a fairly average Europop number, but lifted again by really going for the money note.
Lithuania does an underwhelming Killers pub band cover but never mind that, there's a wind machine! A solid 4 on the Beaufort Scale for this one. Small branches are moved!
May 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Lithuania does an underwhelming Killers pub band cover but never mind that, there's a wind machine! A solid 4 on the Beaufort Scale for this one. Small branches are moved!
Estonia's coffee order song is so unashamedly basic that I appreciate it, but you would definitely get a lifetime ban if you performed it when it was your turn to order at Greggs.
May 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Estonia's coffee order song is so unashamedly basic that I appreciate it, but you would definitely get a lifetime ban if you performed it when it was your turn to order at Greggs.
Luxembourg's one is great and started with a video that transformed into live reality but I don't know how they got hold of my blow-by-blow Internet search history. Delete delete.
May 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Luxembourg's one is great and started with a video that transformed into live reality but I don't know how they got hold of my blow-by-blow Internet search history. Delete delete.