Why does ESPN still not have a page for the PWHL?

Did you hear about the bird who gave up cannibalism the day after Thanksgiving?

He quit cold turkey.

Smash that SUBSCRIBE button for more terrible dad jokes!

I don't know who needs to hear this today but The Diplomat on Netflix is very enjoyable.

Having to clear a bench spot so you can pick up a kicker because Boswell is outperforming most of your WRs is a feeling.

A music player app like Apple Music except I get a report at the end of the month for which songs I skip every time they come on so I can remove them from my library.

I have two bananas going bad. Should I throw them away and lose out on the 35 cents? No! I must make 3000 calories worth of muffins.

immediately candidate for GOAT line item veto