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I love how I can't trust anything purporting to be footage or a photo of an animal in nature because, ya know, fucking AI.
June 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Inventing an allergy medication called Allergiesus
June 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It'd be cool if @bungie.net cancelled Marathon and made a Marathon game. Without stealing anything, of course.
May 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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May 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
As an observer, Bungie has made a Marathon game that has nothing to do with Marathon. And an extraction shooter that has nothing to do with extraction shooters. Too bad.
May 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I may say bitch please, but my mother raised a polite man so I also say bitch thank you
May 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I like people who make up and sing little songs about the things they're doing as they're doing them
April 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Re: Marathon ARG: Has anyone tried purchasing a classic car?
April 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I can't tell if I'm entering mid-life crisis or if this is just a continuation of the whole entire-life crisis thing I've been doing
March 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Interviewed someone this week. Asked him technical questions about things he put on his resume. "Wow you're asking me about stuff I haven't done in forever. That's great."

Well then don't put it on your fucking resume under your last job.
March 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I think it's possible that everyone who is super fucking wrong about something has actually just figured out how to traverse parallel dimensions
February 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
FAFO
February 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If you're going to make me read a 6-page resume, at least don't also fucking lie through your teeth on it. I know my shit, and I will ask you to prove you do too.
February 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
TPAB is prog hop
January 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Begging the Buffalo DPW to stop swallowing the keys to the plows every Tuesday.
January 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
In-groups whom the law protects and does not bind.
January 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
brb replacing the nameplate on my diggs jersey with mike white
January 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
As a Bills fan, I obviously want the Bills to win. As a Pats hater, I kinda want the Pats to win so they lose their top spot in the draft. This is a constitutional crisis.
January 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I have a humidifier running on max and yet I still just received a static shock to the forehead so jarring that I full-force kicked my coffee table. 2025 is going well.
January 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Okay that's it I'm not buying any more records for the rest of this year.
January 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Holy infant so tender, mild, and honestly perfectly seasoned.
December 24, 2024 at 12:47 AM
The Witcher 4 is a god-tier Geoffchella announcement
December 13, 2024 at 1:29 AM
I enjoy having a heated jacket, and I always remember to turn my jacket on. But sometimes, after a long cold day, I forget to jacket off and that really drains my battery.
December 12, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Try to start a record collection called "Records to Make Records Skip to" and Urban Flora desperately needs a re-pressing.
December 11, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I got the type of poops that go RATATA
December 8, 2024 at 12:18 AM