Arielle Dundas
@arielledundas.bsky.social
Comedian. Stardew streamer. Bad Fan Fic Podcast. Typos are part of my brand.
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Somebody remind me to buy a hat and gloves tomorrow.
December 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Somebody remind me to buy a hat and gloves tomorrow.
My pussy’s pristine 😔
Getting an STI test so I might have a reason to text him.
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My pussy’s pristine 😔
A fourth Before Sunrise movie would solve all my problems.
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
A fourth Before Sunrise movie would solve all my problems.
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A while ago, someone replied to me with “I want to see less of this”, which at the time I thought was just a deliciously brutal kiss-off. Then they did it again, and then I realised that they genuinely just had a very different understanding of “who runs the accounts they follow” than I do.
The replies Krista has been getting for the past few days really confirms @stephenkb.bsky.social's comment that a large number of BSky users simply... do not grasp that they are interacting with real people who exist for reasons other than putting tailored content on the Discover feed
Spend less time scolding me and more time volunteering at that food line.
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
A while ago, someone replied to me with “I want to see less of this”, which at the time I thought was just a deliciously brutal kiss-off. Then they did it again, and then I realised that they genuinely just had a very different understanding of “who runs the accounts they follow” than I do.
“New technology is always here to stay.” Then why can’t I fly to London in 3 hours?
December 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
“New technology is always here to stay.” Then why can’t I fly to London in 3 hours?
If ever meet the Silicon Valley design nerd decided that dates and times are ugly…
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If ever meet the Silicon Valley design nerd decided that dates and times are ugly…
Getting an STI test so I might have a reason to text him.
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Getting an STI test so I might have a reason to text him.
I’ve been getting approached in the street more recently and I can’t tell if it’s because I’ve had a minor glow up or because the men are listening to Bill Ackman.
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I’ve been getting approached in the street more recently and I can’t tell if it’s because I’ve had a minor glow up or because the men are listening to Bill Ackman.
I think white is a color similar to the way I think a tomato is a vegetable
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I think white is a color similar to the way I think a tomato is a vegetable
I thought Zach Sang and Nick Viall were the same person until yesterday.
December 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I thought Zach Sang and Nick Viall were the same person until yesterday.
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Wild how the Fed chair saying that *entire regions of the United States* won’t be able to get a mortgage in the next decade barely registered as a news event
June 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Wild how the Fed chair saying that *entire regions of the United States* won’t be able to get a mortgage in the next decade barely registered as a news event
Telling people I don’t have a wrapped because I use Apple Music but actually I switch between music streaming services every six months or so.
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Telling people I don’t have a wrapped because I use Apple Music but actually I switch between music streaming services every six months or so.
Saying Caleb Hammer proves that Americans are poor because of the choices they make is like saying Jeopardy proves Americans are good at Trivia.
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Saying Caleb Hammer proves that Americans are poor because of the choices they make is like saying Jeopardy proves Americans are good at Trivia.
“Reading romance doesn’t count.” Count for what? The class pizza party?
December 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“Reading romance doesn’t count.” Count for what? The class pizza party?
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FBI is soliciting tips on threats to the immigration enforcement operation codenamed "Catahoula Crunch"
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
FBI is soliciting tips on threats to the immigration enforcement operation codenamed "Catahoula Crunch"
“She should have failed but she shouldn’t have gotten a 0!!!” Let’s say that’s true. You think a teacher should be fired over giving a 20% paper a 0%? You think that should be national news?
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
“She should have failed but she shouldn’t have gotten a 0!!!” Let’s say that’s true. You think a teacher should be fired over giving a 20% paper a 0%? You think that should be national news?
30 under 30 doesn’t need a music category. They don’t let 30 year olds become musicians.
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
30 under 30 doesn’t need a music category. They don’t let 30 year olds become musicians.
I keep checking the profile of the handful of internet media people I saw defend Nuzzi when the news first broke to see if they’ve apologized.
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I keep checking the profile of the handful of internet media people I saw defend Nuzzi when the news first broke to see if they’ve apologized.
I don’t think anyone of any gender should be proposing to anyone unless you’ve already definitively and explicitly discussed as a couple that you’re both ready to get engaged.
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I don’t think anyone of any gender should be proposing to anyone unless you’ve already definitively and explicitly discussed as a couple that you’re both ready to get engaged.
The thing that’s frying me is she must have thought that paper was GOOD.
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The thing that’s frying me is she must have thought that paper was GOOD.
“You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf…” NO I HAVEN’T WHAT IS THAT?!?!?
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf…” NO I HAVEN’T WHAT IS THAT?!?!?
Can’t explain it but “Die Hard Is A Christmas Movie” has the same energy as “You Can’t Put Pineapple On Pizza.”
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Can’t explain it but “Die Hard Is A Christmas Movie” has the same energy as “You Can’t Put Pineapple On Pizza.”
Is there a polite way to ask a commenter “is this just supposed to be a semi-related fun fact or do you think you’re somehow engaging with my point?”
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Is there a polite way to ask a commenter “is this just supposed to be a semi-related fun fact or do you think you’re somehow engaging with my point?”
How do the people who think the moon has no gravity think tides work?
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
How do the people who think the moon has no gravity think tides work?