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I’m out here but I’m not happy about it.
My uber driver is listening to James Howard and honestly I might not get out.
October 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Dang maybe I should move to NY this next summer. Nothings really stopping me atp
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I love how the right says stuff like “oh they would find a way to hate him even if he cured cancer” as if he’s not actively removing all the things in place to get us there.
August 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Man I just be saying shyt for real. Someone tell me to shut up.
August 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Calm music = calm me

Remember that before crashing out @ work
August 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
What’s happening??? Why is everyone passing on??
July 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I dislike a standing desk in the office type worker. Go ahead and sit down. No ones looking. Stop looking down in on my cubicle
July 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Ok go with me here but I’ve always wanted to live somewhere where stuff is always in the sky. Like to live in a city covered in blimps and air balloons and things like that. That would be so cool
July 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
So I found out today it’s not just my Exs that I’m super awkward when running in2. It’s just anyone’s ex in particular. Can’t do it
July 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Damn I don’t think I’m good at talking to people
July 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I’ve eaten salmon everyday this week.
July 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Big ups the sound proof headphones
July 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Ripping the fishnets off of my slutty little bag of oranges
July 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This isn’t funny or original but I just choked on a lifesaver. Crazy work god..
July 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I love Yvette young’s music! It makes me want to live in Colorado. Idk why
July 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My stomach gets mad and hurts when I don’t eat, but then when I eat, it’s gets more mad? Like what?
July 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
At the corp office crying in the bathroom rn
July 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
lol I’m pretty sure the world is hardcore trolling us rn with all these Nobel Peace Prize nominations for t*ump
June 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Idk what it is about corporate office jobs but the amount of people who have full blown phone calls while using the restroom baffles me. (1 AND 2) Like if you call me and I can tell you’re also using the restroom?!?! You’ve lost your calling me on the phone privileges! Bonkers
June 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I’m sorry but the silverback v 100 humans is crazy. People talking about “oh we use to fight mammoths,” Like we aren’t the same brand anymore. Like you work an office job and do CrossFit. You’re not watching your friends get ripped apart and still fighting after. All these wannabe alphadudes stfu
May 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Go to hell
April 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
For someone who’s been very open about his autism, El*n has been very quiet about RFKs most recently buffoonery regarding his severe lack of knowledge on autism.
April 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The thing that bothers me is people saying “well America voted and this is what they want.” Like what about the other half? Our interests still matter too.
February 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM